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Now, Howard and Marion would like them both out of the house.
What will you have?
You see, you don't understand.
Mom, Dad, this is Diedre.
You see, I could never find a rhyme for "purpose."
What?
No, we're not having a fight. We're having a discussion.
With your nose pressed up Against the bakery window.
And I don't want any of that beatnik stuff during dinner, either.
for a pregnant beatnik.
It works every time if you got the talent.
Well, she faints a lot.
Ask Rich, he'll know.
I mean, that's really professional.
Well, yeah, but, I mean, I have a life right here.
Dad, remember the last time I ran away from home?
Mom, Dad, I have to talk to you.
You'll end up like Bernie Polaski.
I think she's a beatnik.
Oh, well, that's different.
Howard.
- Like, hi. - How do you do?
And so I was leaving town and my car broke down.
Charmaine, the chick across the room.
You wouldn't let me keep my snake in the house?
And tell me what you think of it.
I read about them in the Saturday Evening Post.
a Diedre can be quite a surprise.
Can I give you a lift home?
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