Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am, because I know exactly,
Keith? Richards.
I thought we were going to Hawaii.
and make a nuclear reactor.
Well, you were born, weren't you?
Whoopsie-daisy.
Now, what do you think that means, "We're not in"?
That was...
( commentating indistinctly )
he's just become the teeniest bit conservative.
Come on, you guys!
Best boards on the beach.
And shake your hips ♪
I bought this for a buck from a 9-year-old girl.
slow dancing, moonlight.
FRANKIE: Ha-ha! Two toothbrushes, after-shave lotion,
You're not an easy guy to forget, you know.
Now go swimming.
Well, the girls are frisky in old Frisco ♪
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da ♪
CROWD: Kahuna! Kahuna! Kahuna!
( pounding at door ) BOBBY: Ow!
Oh, no.
Woolly bully ♪
are going to have the right to the entire beach.
Ha-ha. What the hell is a Kahuna anyway?
Okay, look. I do, I do.
Well, the bird, bird, the bird's the word ♪
that this party will be good, clean fun--
it'd have been you.
Watch me sway for you ♪
All right, honey. okay, I'm coming in.
No. Whoa. Michael, Michael, wait a minute.
Boy, you really know how to flatter a girl, don't you?
Mike. Michael, you gotta win big tomorrow.
It's the Humunga Cowabunga...
You know? Life's a beach.
Yeah, it smells like the ocean!
I make and sell surfboards.
Hey, Mom, you know who that was?
Gonna catch a ride on a wave all over the world ♪
I know all of you have heard
Would've driven him nuts. He would have walked up,
We have made a million memories ♪
Ooh, I'm getting goose bumps.
MICHAEL: Can you add?
If he won't take a wave, we can't win.
So here's the date and don't be late ♪
although she did develop this one little quirk.
( yells ): Michael!
Hey, wait! Interests, interests.
Your father wants to make up. He's sending me a signal.
They're still here? Yes, she and Bobby.
( Herbie Hancock's "Wipe Out" playing )
ANNETTE: It's too late!
BOBBY: Well, Mom's theory was swell,
Doo-doo-doo ♪
Leave Ohio
Well, how about this?
and I see, on the horizon,
( woman gasps )
Everybody tries it once ♪
Hey, slick.
Do the loco-motion with me ♪
A little variety.
So that's the whole story. I just thank God it's all over.
It's called "dinner and then the accident story."
and he never surfed again.
( song ends )
Not! To!
( girls giggle )
Oh, now, wait a second. Mm-hm.
You're putting me on.
( crowd yells )
Oh, come on, honey.
get me drunk and back to your place.
Look at it, honey!
Yeah? Well, does the expression
Well, the bird, bird, the bird is the word ♪
rock 'n' rollers, celebrities.
Does Dolly Parton float?
We used to spend so much time here.
( thunder rolls )
It was fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun ♪
That's enough. The show is over.
Ow!
Mom? the Big Kahuna!
and we'd like you to say a few words.
No losers. Yeah.
But he couldn't fix a two-foot hole in a boat.
( no audible dialogue )
I should be writing this down.
I was just fixing his hat. Just fixing his hat
Let's ride, guys! PUNKS: Yeah!
Are we the corniest couple you've ever seen, or what?
Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird's the word ♪
Oh, it looks great, Mom.
Jack be nimble, jack be quick... ♪
Well, you know, I believe it is.
The water is warm, but that's what its made for ♪
I just think everything will turn out.
I see this guy sitting over there.
How'd you like to take me out tonight?
It's this huge, enormous wave that rolls in from Australia,
Right? PUNKS: Right!
You ought to try ordering a real drink, slick.
Oh, yeah? Well, let me tell you a story.