Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jack be nimble, jack be quick... ♪
Well, the bird, bird, the bird is the word ♪
Boy, you really know how to flatter a girl, don't you?
All right, honey. okay, I'm coming in.
Oh, it looks great, Mom.
I make and sell surfboards.
Gonna catch a ride on a wave all over the world ♪
It's this huge, enormous wave that rolls in from Australia,
Your father wants to make up. He's sending me a signal.
( crowd yells )
ANNETTE: It's too late!
Does Dolly Parton float?
he's just become the teeniest bit conservative.
Oh, yeah? Well, let me tell you a story.
How'd you like to take me out tonight?
( thunder rolls )
CROWD: Kahuna! Kahuna! Kahuna!
Look at it, honey!
Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird's the word ♪
Ha-ha. What the hell is a Kahuna anyway?
Best boards on the beach.
( yells ): Michael!
No losers. Yeah.
it'd have been you.
So here's the date and don't be late ♪
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da ♪
Hey, wait! Interests, interests.
Keith? Richards.
Are we the corniest couple you've ever seen, or what?
Yeah? Well, does the expression
We have made a million memories ♪
Now go swimming.
Woolly bully ♪
Okay, look. I do, I do.
( commentating indistinctly )
rock 'n' rollers, celebrities.
You ought to try ordering a real drink, slick.
It's called "dinner and then the accident story."
That's enough. The show is over.
Let's ride, guys! PUNKS: Yeah!
You're putting me on.
It was fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun ♪
A little variety.
( no audible dialogue )
Well, the girls are frisky in old Frisco ♪
Watch me sway for you ♪
and he never surfed again.
Ow!
slow dancing, moonlight.
It's the Humunga Cowabunga...
Oh, no.
No. Whoa. Michael, Michael, wait a minute.
If he won't take a wave, we can't win.
I thought we were going to Hawaii.
Well, how about this?
Mom? the Big Kahuna!
Yeah, it smells like the ocean!
Ooh, I'm getting goose bumps.
I just think everything will turn out.
They're still here? Yes, she and Bobby.
Hey, slick.
Hey, Mom, you know who that was?
Now, what do you think that means, "We're not in"?
Do the loco-motion with me ♪
You know? Life's a beach.
You're not an easy guy to forget, you know.
I see this guy sitting over there.
Mike. Michael, you gotta win big tomorrow.
Would've driven him nuts. He would have walked up,
Leave Ohio
( Herbie Hancock's "Wipe Out" playing )
But he couldn't fix a two-foot hole in a boat.
So that's the whole story. I just thank God it's all over.
Well, you were born, weren't you?
We used to spend so much time here.
I should be writing this down.
and make a nuclear reactor.
are going to have the right to the entire beach.
MICHAEL: Can you add?
And shake your hips ♪
( woman gasps )
that this party will be good, clean fun--
Oh, now, wait a second. Mm-hm.
Everybody tries it once ♪
Right? PUNKS: Right!
I know all of you have heard
Doo-doo-doo ♪
( pounding at door ) BOBBY: Ow!
although she did develop this one little quirk.
( song ends )
Oh, come on, honey.
Well, you know, I believe it is.
Whoopsie-daisy.
I bought this for a buck from a 9-year-old girl.
That was...
and I see, on the horizon,
FRANKIE: Ha-ha! Two toothbrushes, after-shave lotion,
Come on, you guys!
and we'd like you to say a few words.
I am, because I know exactly,
get me drunk and back to your place.
The water is warm, but that's what its made for ♪
Not! To!
I was just fixing his hat. Just fixing his hat
BOBBY: Well, Mom's theory was swell,
( girls giggle )
Well, the bird, bird, the bird's the word ♪