Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and then it just disappears.

It's peanut butter, isn't it, Mom? Isn't it?!

Okay. So, what do I do?

Hey, listen, if I were a young guy

Thanks. It was great seeing you again.

Sandi lives on a pier?

( indistinct grumbling )

And when you catch a wave ♪

BOBBY: You figured that out all by yourself, Pop?

I've been around in the night with the sound ♪

back in the good old days, huh? PUNK: Pajama party?

God, I'm proud.

This is going to be a very, very short contest.

doing something you love...

What are you going to ride, a Mustang?

How about a broken oar?

Now sit down and shut up!

Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh- oooh-oooh-oooh ♪

I had a home, a wardrobe and a fiancée.

Well, the bird, bird, bird is the word ♪

as if I have some control over this.

Doo-doo-doo ♪

Ooh maw-maw, ba, ba, ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

Mom, Dad, Bobby.

Jamaica ska ♪

Three minutes later...

This whole thing is a hoax. I hate it! I hate it a lot!

Or spending any time with your daughter.

And it was fun, fun, in the sun, sun, let's go ♪

I would get my ass over there and get that guy.

uh, who exactly is "we"?

I didn't mean that. Come on, you have to see my shrine.

...the largest dealership in Ohio.

And your mind in the summer is it real? ♪

I'd like to have him,

Let's go, Annette.

because then you get blamed, right?

Then you move to limbo beat ♪

Oh, what a shock.

Oh, come on, Annette. Don't be ridiculous.

Oh! What a damn good question.

is going to consist of three rides.

That's because you're boring.

We've only got a ten-hour layover.

PEE WEE: Gnarly!

And swing your arms ♪

All the good times we used to have here.

Why don't you ask Sandi?

Why don't we settle it like we used to do

All right, that's it. I've had enough.

Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully ♪

See you later, Mom.

Michael, put some clothes on.

Ah-huh, ah-huh-ah ♪

Why did I leave?

Oh, really good, nice. Nice. Thanks a lot, huh?

Well, the bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word ♪

I think Dad just forgot how to have fun.

May I say, you're uncanny?

( Coffin and King's "The Loco-motion" playing )

If you got a guy in there,

Oh, well, that is just great.

He's more than mixed up with us.

you haven't been in the ocean once.

Let me spare you this.

works longer hours than a coal-miner

Well, why didn't you just say so?

BOBBY: And although Mom wouldn't recognize stress

( strumming electric guitar )

I'd kiss Annette up against a rock.

Wait, wait, wait. Flattery, flattery.

and were incredibly rude and dangerous.

Nettie, please. You know as well as I do,

Of course it is.

No, your father will be back.

Well, they're out there having fun ♪

I'll tell you what you do. You trick them.

Gosh, Michael, what a gut-wrenching tragedy.

And they fly, and I'll fly ♪

ANNETTE: I hope the bags don't take too long.

So you got this cherry bomb, right?

A couple of days?

You're gonna eat dirt from China.

Um, we haven't been introduced.

He's battering down the door with someone's head?

( phone rings )

The beach is hot, but that's what we paid for ♪

wait a minute there, shorty.

This is our house in Ohio, and this is my mom now.

It's the bloody surf demon on the beach of despair,

But just one time, I'd like to get him once.

Your shoelace is untied.

Now I'm a stressed-out car salesman.