Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That must hurt. ( crack )

You are so... stupid!

FRANKIE: Sandi, come on, open the door.

( "Wooly Bully" playing )

Ah, I guess I got lucky, huh?

BOBBY: It was useless.

Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh- oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh ♪

Well, now what are we gonna do?

He was in a coma for weeks,

( whistle ) Let's go ♪

PEE WEE: Come on, what's the word?

And the contestants are going to be judged

That's very generous of you, in a sleazy kind of way.

( bites ) Aaargh! Oh!

And I walk ♪ I walk ♪

I don't know. I'm just lucky, I guess.

You know, you look familiar to me. Have we met?

and he's never been the same since.

No, I'm the captain of The Love Boat.

one of the elements essential to human life.

All I need is a nice, few waves out there

( punks laugh )

What does that mean, "Mom"?

instead of being a deadbeat.

The ending was anticlimactic.

( crowd gasps )

and you put the sucker in the women's john.

I guess this was a bad idea.

And, of course, the winner and their friends

She lives on top of a bait shop?

Kahuna! CROWD: Kahuna! Kahuna!

I'd be walking around with a toilet bowl on my hand.

and dance the pony right here on this very table.

Venus, goddess of love that you are ♪

Are you nuts? You're the Big Kahuna, honey.

I don't want this to happen when we get to Los Angeles.

Hey, hey, gonna hit the beach today ♪

No, Michael, you can't! BARTENDER: He'll get wiped!

Uh, what time does the ceremony begin?

Get your girl or your guy, whatever you feel ♪

how much I love you.

You know, I've always sort of wanted to be the bad girl.

I believe it's the plural form, indicating more than one.

Until then, this is our beach!

I'll twist ♪ And they shimmy ♪

Me talking to Teddy

Dad, it's been a pleasant visit. Come back real soon, okay?

he's talking about you.

No, I'm talking serious men things.

CROWD: Yeah! Cool idea!

Oh, please? I can't. I'm driving, okay?

and was my new hero.

Just for the record, I have a wildly different opinion.

I don't like the guy with the hair helmet.

Any suggestions?

and this seems to be... Pigskin. Thank you very much.

Okay, I'm sorry I've got to do this,

You missed the wave ♪

Get out of here, you boys!

Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪

Sing with me, honey!

Watch those bodies... ♪

I believe in happy endings.

Fun place for a kid who only wears black.

You know there's peanut butter in there.

But don't worry, I won't let it happen again.

( hard rock music plays )

That's bull. Hi, Mom. Hi, honey.

Jamaica ska ♪

Not many people can cha-cha-cha ♪

We can catch a ride on a wave all over the world ♪

Whatever will be will be ♪

CROWD: Yeah. All right.

The winner and still the Big Crapola!

Then don't come later.

And your feet touch the ground when the surf's in town ♪

I couldn't agree more, Tony.

Bobby, come get your lunch.

We can catch a ride on a wave all over the world ♪

Hey-- All right.

Well, brrrrrrrr... surfing bird ♪

Well, I don't, so I think you could make

nothing that you can do to stop the pain and disappointment.

You got some style. This looks like it's going to be a beauty.

My name isn't Bobby anymore.

a little effort to understand.

County Line, we've got 3 to 6.

But that's because you tell it so well.

the two-fisted stud she remembered.

and make her look pretty like the rest.

You were never easy period. Oh, look at this baby picture.

So you like sailing, huh?

Against our best guy. Yeah!

without singing a song!