Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I'm the captain of The Love Boat.

Get your girl or your guy, whatever you feel ♪

Sing with me, honey!

Well, now what are we gonna do?

and dance the pony right here on this very table.

That must hurt. ( crack )

Oh, please? I can't. I'm driving, okay?

No, I'm talking serious men things.

and make her look pretty like the rest.

Kahuna! CROWD: Kahuna! Kahuna!

and you put the sucker in the women's john.

Well, brrrrrrrr... surfing bird ♪

and he's never been the same since.

You know there's peanut butter in there.

( crowd gasps )

We can catch a ride on a wave all over the world ♪

( "Wooly Bully" playing )

I believe in happy endings.

I'll twist ♪ And they shimmy ♪

I'd be walking around with a toilet bowl on my hand.

You are so... stupid!

You missed the wave ♪

That's bull. Hi, Mom. Hi, honey.

Any suggestions?

Bobby, come get your lunch.

I guess this was a bad idea.

I don't know. I'm just lucky, I guess.

That's very generous of you, in a sleazy kind of way.

Then don't come later.

Me talking to Teddy

The winner and still the Big Crapola!

What does that mean, "Mom"?

PEE WEE: Come on, what's the word?

and was my new hero.

BOBBY: It was useless.

No, Michael, you can't! BARTENDER: He'll get wiped!

Venus, goddess of love that you are ♪

the two-fisted stud she remembered.

And the contestants are going to be judged

He was in a coma for weeks,

I couldn't agree more, Tony.

( punks laugh )

My name isn't Bobby anymore.

and this seems to be... Pigskin. Thank you very much.

FRANKIE: Sandi, come on, open the door.

The ending was anticlimactic.

without singing a song!

She lives on top of a bait shop?

( bites ) Aaargh! Oh!

Are you nuts? You're the Big Kahuna, honey.

Dad, it's been a pleasant visit. Come back real soon, okay?

Ah, I guess I got lucky, huh?

CROWD: Yeah. All right.

I believe it's the plural form, indicating more than one.

You know, you look familiar to me. Have we met?

Hey-- All right.

Get out of here, you boys!

Watch those bodies... ♪

And I walk ♪ I walk ♪

So you like sailing, huh?

( hard rock music plays )

nothing that you can do to stop the pain and disappointment.

Well, I don't, so I think you could make

Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪

Okay, I'm sorry I've got to do this,

County Line, we've got 3 to 6.

You got some style. This looks like it's going to be a beauty.

I don't like the guy with the hair helmet.

Whatever will be will be ♪

he's talking about you.

Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh- oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh ♪

Against our best guy. Yeah!

Not many people can cha-cha-cha ♪

Just for the record, I have a wildly different opinion.

And, of course, the winner and their friends

All I need is a nice, few waves out there

You know, I've always sort of wanted to be the bad girl.

Until then, this is our beach!

instead of being a deadbeat.

a little effort to understand.

( whistle ) Let's go ♪

Fun place for a kid who only wears black.

And your feet touch the ground when the surf's in town ♪

We can catch a ride on a wave all over the world ♪

Hey, hey, gonna hit the beach today ♪

I don't want this to happen when we get to Los Angeles.

Jamaica ska ♪

Uh, what time does the ceremony begin?

But don't worry, I won't let it happen again.

one of the elements essential to human life.

CROWD: Yeah! Cool idea!

But that's because you tell it so well.

You were never easy period. Oh, look at this baby picture.

how much I love you.