Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because she'll have to enjoy a good joke.

but you kept saying,

All right, all right, wait a second.

Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪

Now listen carefully, girls. This is what I would do.

and can be pretty grouchy sometimes.

Ooh maw-maw, ba, ba ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

You know, you're crazy, old man.

Annette says I can't have any fun. Are you fun?

Oh, Annette, I want to,

So this is what you do for a living, huh?

Yeah, they're out there having fun ♪

I'm out in the break.

I asked you not to tell me that.

Let's get together tonight, that's right ♪

Doo-doo-doo-do, doo-doo-doo-do ♪

Mom, was I adopted?

to my dad's American Express card?

Hi, hon. Hi, Ma.

Don't wet the hair please.

The old Stunned Mullet, huh? Yeah.

And he'll be back.

In less than six hours, our lives have been shattered.

to a totally bitchen dude like me,

I know what it means,

Ba, ba, ooh maw-maw, ba, ba, ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

You need oxygen.

Sandi. No, Dad, don't!

What am I doing? It seems to me that your daughter has developed

Wow, what a charming remark.

Honey! He keeps needling me.

You can tell the men from the boys

We never had this much fun on the island I was...

What do you mean, "I believe it is"?

I mean, people just dream about that kind of thing.

Like sailing? Like sailing? Sailing is my life.

Maybe the Midwest is for me.

Yeah! Yeah, that's it.

I just wanna show it ♪

I'll cut off his toes and sell them to the bait shop!

We met these weird-looking guys…

Thanks. I owe you one there, Dad.

Aw, thanks, Kahuna. Give me a smooch.

It took a real man to handle one of those babies.

toss your juvenile threats at me.

the biggest mother wave

You're asking me about selling? Yeah.

Well, surrrrrrfing ♪

It closes over him.

Back in the Dark Ages, when you were a teener,

You see, I used to be--

( ska music plays )

What I like about a love song ♪

He's ridden waves they wouldn't photograph.

We're going to dance till the bright daylight ♪

I'd like to conjugate you

Do you ever shut up?

when I burn stuff!

Dad, does the phrase "get over it"

Yeah, if you like riding around on a coffee table.

We'll kick his butt.

Ow, Dad, my eyes are crossing.

If he does this today,

CROWD: All right! Yeah!

Look, don't mind him. Surfer, boards.

( making comical noises )

No. I thought we did.

And who said you can never go home again?

All right, okay.

Mom, I gotta go. I'm going to be late for work.

And it keeps getting gross and squishy,

What ceremony? ( stomps foot )

No, what are you going to do,

Where's the movie stars? What?

Hi, need a car?

Oh, the name's Troy.

PEE WEE: Wipeout!

You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.

( alarm rings )

We tried to figure where to take you last night,

( "Jaws" theme plays )

Okay, but here's my point.

( slurring ): Bartender, another drink, old buddy.

Well, I thought you were my girlfriend.

Get to the close to the board? What'd he say? I forgot!

Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control ♪

he's got you cornered like a Marine on R and R.

You know, sir, putting those ships in those bottles,

trying to select the, uh...

stay in your crouch until the wave tells you to get up.

Maybe I should just pin it to your cheek.

Oh, no! You can do it. I know you can.

No worries, no problems. No winners, no losers.

Oh, how time flies when you're having--

I think you're very brave.

( music slow down and stops )

PUNKS: Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed!