Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

PEE WEE: Wipeout!

PUNKS: Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed!

Oh, the name's Troy.

In less than six hours, our lives have been shattered.

Hi, hon. Hi, Ma.

Let's get together tonight, that's right ♪

Oh, Annette, I want to,

Maybe the Midwest is for me.

trying to select the, uh...

Ooh maw-maw, ba, ba ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

( slurring ): Bartender, another drink, old buddy.

Ow, Dad, my eyes are crossing.

when I burn stuff!

I'm out in the break.

Well, I thought you were my girlfriend.

( alarm rings )

If he does this today,

I'd like to conjugate you

Maybe I should just pin it to your cheek.

You see, I used to be--

We're going to dance till the bright daylight ♪

You know, you're crazy, old man.

Doo-doo-doo-do, doo-doo-doo-do ♪

We never had this much fun on the island I was...

Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control ♪

( "Jaws" theme plays )

Hi, need a car?

I think you're very brave.

to a totally bitchen dude like me,

I'll cut off his toes and sell them to the bait shop!

stay in your crouch until the wave tells you to get up.

Yeah, if you like riding around on a coffee table.

And he'll be back.

he's got you cornered like a Marine on R and R.

( ska music plays )

but you kept saying,

Honey! He keeps needling me.

Dad, does the phrase "get over it"

Yeah, they're out there having fun ♪

What ceremony? ( stomps foot )

Where's the movie stars? What?

No. I thought we did.

What I like about a love song ♪

Mom, was I adopted?

Get to the close to the board? What'd he say? I forgot!

The old Stunned Mullet, huh? Yeah.

You need oxygen.

All right, okay.

Like sailing? Like sailing? Sailing is my life.

because she'll have to enjoy a good joke.

Well, surrrrrrfing ♪

No worries, no problems. No winners, no losers.

Oh, no! You can do it. I know you can.

Don't wet the hair please.

Sandi. No, Dad, don't!

We met these weird-looking guys…

Look, don't mind him. Surfer, boards.

( music slow down and stops )

Oh, how time flies when you're having--

Back in the Dark Ages, when you were a teener,

CROWD: All right! Yeah!

Now listen carefully, girls. This is what I would do.

You're asking me about selling? Yeah.

All right, all right, wait a second.

and can be pretty grouchy sometimes.

I asked you not to tell me that.

Mom, I gotta go. I'm going to be late for work.

toss your juvenile threats at me.

( making comical noises )

And it keeps getting gross and squishy,

So this is what you do for a living, huh?

Annette says I can't have any fun. Are you fun?

He's ridden waves they wouldn't photograph.

We'll kick his butt.

It took a real man to handle one of those babies.

I know what it means,

You can tell the men from the boys

Thanks. I owe you one there, Dad.

the biggest mother wave

You know, sir, putting those ships in those bottles,

What do you mean, "I believe it is"?

I just wanna show it ♪

You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.

And who said you can never go home again?

We tried to figure where to take you last night,

No, what are you going to do,

Wow, what a charming remark.

Ba, ba, ooh maw-maw, ba, ba, ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

Okay, but here's my point.

Do you ever shut up?

Yeah! Yeah, that's it.

Aw, thanks, Kahuna. Give me a smooch.

Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪

I mean, people just dream about that kind of thing.

to my dad's American Express card?

It closes over him.

What am I doing? It seems to me that your daughter has developed