Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I asked you not to tell me that.

( ska music plays )

You see, I used to be--

No. I thought we did.

Look, don't mind him. Surfer, boards.

to my dad's American Express card?

( alarm rings )

So this is what you do for a living, huh?

Honey! He keeps needling me.

We met these weird-looking guys…

I'd like to conjugate you

PUNKS: Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed! Zed!

Now listen carefully, girls. This is what I would do.

And he'll be back.

You're asking me about selling? Yeah.

We never had this much fun on the island I was...

Well, surrrrrrfing ♪

Let's get together tonight, that's right ♪

Thanks. I owe you one there, Dad.

Ba, ba, ooh maw-maw, ba, ba, ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

Doo-doo-doo-do, doo-doo-doo-do ♪

Hi, hon. Hi, Ma.

Do you ever shut up?

If he does this today,

Hi, need a car?

( making comical noises )

I think you're very brave.

You need oxygen.

The old Stunned Mullet, huh? Yeah.

Yeah, if you like riding around on a coffee table.

He's ridden waves they wouldn't photograph.

What ceremony? ( stomps foot )

Don't wet the hair please.

( slurring ): Bartender, another drink, old buddy.

I'll cut off his toes and sell them to the bait shop!

Oh, Annette, I want to,

Okay, but here's my point.

You know, sir, putting those ships in those bottles,

Ooh maw-maw, ba, ba ooh maw-maw-maw ♪

Sandi. No, Dad, don't!

he's got you cornered like a Marine on R and R.

It took a real man to handle one of those babies.

You can tell the men from the boys

What am I doing? It seems to me that your daughter has developed

PEE WEE: Wipeout!

No worries, no problems. No winners, no losers.

when I burn stuff!

Maybe the Midwest is for me.

but you kept saying,

Back in the Dark Ages, when you were a teener,

And who said you can never go home again?

Wow, what a charming remark.

Dad, does the phrase "get over it"

I'm out in the break.

I mean, people just dream about that kind of thing.

And it keeps getting gross and squishy,

Where's the movie stars? What?

and can be pretty grouchy sometimes.

Aw, thanks, Kahuna. Give me a smooch.

( music slow down and stops )

Oh, how time flies when you're having--

Maybe I should just pin it to your cheek.

Like sailing? Like sailing? Sailing is my life.

Mom, was I adopted?

You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.

Annette says I can't have any fun. Are you fun?

Well, I thought you were my girlfriend.

We're going to dance till the bright daylight ♪

It closes over him.

Ow, Dad, my eyes are crossing.

because she'll have to enjoy a good joke.

Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control ♪

What do you mean, "I believe it is"?

In less than six hours, our lives have been shattered.

toss your juvenile threats at me.

No, what are you going to do,

All right, all right, wait a second.

You know, you're crazy, old man.

Yeah, they're out there having fun ♪

trying to select the, uh...

I just wanna show it ♪

the biggest mother wave

We'll kick his butt.

What I like about a love song ♪

Oh, no! You can do it. I know you can.

( "Jaws" theme plays )

All right, okay.

Mom, I gotta go. I'm going to be late for work.

I know what it means,

stay in your crouch until the wave tells you to get up.

Well, the bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪

Yeah! Yeah, that's it.

to a totally bitchen dude like me,

Oh, the name's Troy.

CROWD: All right! Yeah!

Get to the close to the board? What'd he say? I forgot!

We tried to figure where to take you last night,