Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

of the finest wrestling performances
- Jeez, I didn't know his parents did that.
I was pregnant with your child, and I aborted it.
He's the worst wrestler I've ever seen.
- Uh, all right. Come on over here.
- Grr.
- Oh, man, they took his job.
- Yeah.
- This is our shot at making it into the WWE,
- What do you think?
- Jeez. They're so young!
you know, have a good flow and have fun out there, okay?
Maximum damage.
Why don't you come over here, young man?
- Get back on the floor.
Go.
but I'm afraid we have to terminate your employment
All: Oh, my god, oh, my god! Oh, my god, oh, my god!
- You know what's going on.
Real wrassling is a serious and respectable sport.
That stuff isn't real-- none of it!
- It's true.
Hyah!
- No, we're tellin' you, these kids are fucking crazy.
Do you know how it feels to lose your parents?
This is wrassling.
It's bad Irene!
- You cheated and took my belt from me!
- From the professional wrestlers we saw in Denver?
of Wrestling Takedown Federation...Smackdown.
The cold-blooded wrestler from Mexico, El Pollo Loco!