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They broke his jaw!!!
It's true, I love Stan the Man with all my heart.
But you don't know what real pain is--
I'm really glad to see we have some new recruits
start to stir with the excitement of violence.
- Took it-der!
- What?
- It's simple. We just got to hold tryouts.
- Just admit it, Congo!
- What the hell is this?
- Only a country like yours can breed men
Say that again, Edge! You think you're better than me?
- We want some real wrestlers!
to discontinue the wrestling program.
- Guys, let's face it. They can't wrestle for crap.
- Let me tell you somethin', Let me tell you somethin'.
- Okeydoke!
We seriously have to focus here.
and yet Congo saved my life in 'nam!
# Humble folks without temptation #
- Oh, dios mio! Mataron El Pollo Loco!
jjjla jiii ho
onto the table.
You just went to that stupid WWE show in Denver last night!
but lack the raw wrestling talent this man has.
Here we go...
- Dude, it's really hard to do your best wrestling
- Okay, uh, just go ahead and get on your hands and knees.
- We could become pro wrestlers. I'm completely freaking out.
- Don't break his heart!
and tell me you're gonna kick my ass.
- Well, this is fucking lame, dude.
- Yeah, and there's this little girl.
All: Yeah!
And Token-- he has no emotion, no timing.
- They took his job.
for the last time!
- I'm having the best time!
I don't trust you, and I never will!
- So you see, I have nothing left.
- What?
- I might have to wait for my hepatitis test,
- You, get back in the trash can where you belong.