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Trump supporters be like….
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Lis, you taught me to stand up for what I believe in.
Are you interested in politics or government?
Hey, watch it, chief.
particularly the courageous Lisa Simpson...
I don't think real checks have exclamation points.
- Thank you. - [ Applause ]
Wow, a bald eagle.
seven red stripes and a hell of a lot of stars.''
that the price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
The truth must be told.
Where else but in America or possibly Canada
Little boy, I bet you'd like to visit the cockpit.
[ Marge ] Here we are, kids. The Watergate.
How dumb do they think I am? Huh? A check?
Well, okay, which one do you want?
It's all yours. Whatever you say.
- Thank you. - Oh, this guy is awful.
Have either of you ever run into any problems because of your superior ability?
- Yes, sir, can I get you something? - Playing cards, notepad...
the pitiless bark of the sea lion.''
Mr. Simpson, I can assure you, this check of yours is nonnegotiable.
Look, Marge, that guy has the same last name we do. Taxi.!
We will now vote on the House bill 1 022--
Will the winning essay be… bubble on, o melting pot?
Congressman, we want to drill for oil in Teddy Roosevelt's head.
Yeah. Win this.
That thing is really, really, really... good.
I would like to read a different essay, if I may?
''Give me learning, sir, and you may keep your black bread.''
I know, honey, but just sit still.
No, thank you. I'd rather push this button. Oops!
- Boo! - Oh, boo yourself.
[ Chuckles ]
reading and writing would pay off?
and the NFL Punt, Pass and Kick Competition.
His job description clearly specifies an illiterate
See where it says ''Void, void, void'' and ''This is not a check''?