Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm rich! [ Shuddering, Panting ]
[ Imitating Machine Guns Firing And Bombs Exploding ]
His job description clearly specifies an illiterate.
Honest Abe-- he'll show me the way.
Your laundry, sir.
- Well, hi there. You must be Lisa Simpson. - Hello, sir.
Mom, it's a nice thought, but we both know that this is the pony to bet on.
- Now, basically, what we wanna do is cut her down. - Uh-huh.
Now there is a politician who cares.
That reminds me. ''Seven ways to spice up your marriage.''
Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!
[ Dog Whimpering ]
People are gonna notice those trees are gone.
Will you look at Principal O'Donnell go biking?
Wow. ''Win a trip to Washington, D.C.
That's why whenever I see the stars and stripes...
And Trong has won both the Westinghouse Talent Search...
I-- [ Laughs ] I never quite know how to put this.
[ Moaning ]
I am the American nonvoter.''
Folks, we print more than 1 8 million bills a day.