Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just play the fucking game!

OK, um, he-re's your story.

Yes, say it. Who's the man?

Isn't it funny how life works?

This is the first time I'm writing about an actual person, not just moisturizer.

No way, man. There's no such thing as an ugly homemade candle.

Because the idea of the two of you sitting around, talking about girls,

I thought the girls wouldn't want you hanging around,

So has Nat always been a lesbian?

It's gonna be OK, Willie Nelson.

Oh! Dude! Man, there goes my ride.

Without a win? Can I please have water without a win? Can you give me some?

Us? No. Hm-mm. No.

Billy, get me the phone.

- Is that the lesbian sister? - That's Nat,

Willie Nelson didn't do anything.

I don't even...

I think your erection in my leg totally threw me.

- Yeah. - Well done, sweetie.

I'm feel really affronted right now, man, on my own property.

- Yeah. - I didn't say that.

Here, Ned, It's just a little something.

No, not at all, He's very cute.

You can introduce yourself, Ned.

J' three been three long years Do you still want me?

- I Are one and the same - Hey, man, you gonna be all right?

I feel like I'm gonna cry.

if you could read it over carefully, please,

- Hot veg. - Hot veg.

- Right? - What's his name?

Your one responsibility!

What about those ones over there?

It's all we need to know, Ned.

Oh, yeah, GK, Ned.

J' Yeah, Blue Yeah, Blue I

- Yeah. - How much you need for the goat barn?

Now I have to report you or else I could lose my job.

Well, a little bit mad about the fucking rooster.

What the hell is that noise?

You know, Ned... Uh...

Wow, that's a good question. I don't... it's tough to answer right now.

- Miranda Rochlin, Vanity Fair - Nice to meet you.

J' With a smile on your face and show the world

J' And Pm bound to keep on ridfn'

Hey, Jeremy. Uh, is it...

Ned, why would I want a past lover living in my backyard?

- Nedrick Rochlin? - Yeah.

- No! - Nothing,

I don't know how you describe it. How would you describe Nat?

- If only I looked more like you? - What? No.

Oh, God! Cindy! Cindy!

but do you think you're not as much of a lesbian as you thought?

Man, can you hold this? Thanks.

- Thanks a lot! - I'm sorry.

I mean, he's not like a criminal or anything,

Oh, but your story's adult with all the gory details

J' Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine

- There you go. - Thanks.

Mom, nobody's in the mood.

Keep your mouth shut, Ned, just keep it shut!

OK, well, thank you guys for your help.

Like I can do anything.

- That's awesome. - Good! That's so exciting!

- That was quick. - I put it in.

Well, I guess we're all capable of trusting the wrong person.

Well, all right. Thank you for your service.

,..tough for me, sir. I don't really...

Hey, easy language, man.

Television show.

- Wow. - Why don't you chill out in the car,

Well, I'm telling you, he's depressed.

That was fast. What did he do this time?

J' Every night about dark

You're gonna be the best uncle.

- He's... - Are you helping at all?

I see no resemblance.

I can't just turn my back on him for no reason.

- What? - Even the way you say her name.

This is like a $500 bottle of wine, $480, right.

Oh, now if you're gonna move into that barn residence you referred to,

River's interview is in three days time. I want him to be...

That's a beautiful thing, actually.

You wouldn't happen to know where I could get some...

- Hey, man. - Caught the master criminal here

Yeah, I hope you don't have to tire anyone to make room for me, Dyl,