Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Natalie says you haven't had sex in like a year.

Well, I've been here, like, 25 seconds.

J' Waiting for me

..."Brother, help a brother out," you know?

What are you doing? Hey! Ned, why are you telling me this?

Who's the man? No, say it..."I'm the man."

Absolutely, yeah. Everybody's dated a jerk,

Liz, every time he sees those boys doing karate in class,

I'm sorry, I can't... I'm so sorry.

Robbie, we agreed with the publicist not to go there.

That's not a table.

I'm not giving that irresponsible man-child my dog.

Don't let the bedbugs bite.

Anybody else? How about you? Beth?

Anywhere. Here's fine.

- Really? - Cindy!

...people who move in together always end up either breaking up

- You need any? - I'm OK.

- Thanks for coming. - Seriously, though, I'd love to know...

See? Thank you.

...it would be good to get some closure, you know?

- Ned's so funny. - Tell me about Uncle Ned.

I told her to tell you earlier, but you know what she's like...

Max and I think you're really cute.

Ooh, look at that one. Look at that girl.

I thought you said he sold drugs to a policeman?

- You could n't just fucking say yes? - Sorry.

Yeah, but it's not violent, it's hilarious.

Get your book bag, get out of here.

Yeah, but just for future reference, like for concerts in the future.

Uh... to you, maybe, Natalie.

I've made some changes since you've been gone.

J' Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree

Let's get an early start, we'll beat the crowds.

I think Dylan's having an affair.

- Yeah. Who's Seth? - I have a deadline. I'm gonna go too.

- Crazy Hands! - Good, Crazy Hands?

He just got out of jail.

I'll be back in a couple of minutes, I just have to help her out.

J' Today as I walk through my garden

I mean, all those humanitarian awards.

with my man River every night.

- No... - That's great. Thank you, Miranda.

because Dylan is totally the asshole in this situation for sure.

- Oh, yeah, definitely. - When?

River, this one-'s for you.

- Like right now? - That's right. Right now.

You couldn't wear pants, Ned?

You're under arrest.

I can't have this child.

Who gave you that idea?

So, Kaplan, from Westbank Capital, right,

to date your sister!

- Can I call you back? - Jesus Christ.

What did I do? Nat! What is up your ass?!

He so badly wants to be there.

Yeah, I'll be in in about 40 minutes. We can talk about it then. OK.

But the city's no place for Willie Nelson or for me.

I mean, if he's a friend of Jeremy's, then I guess I could give it a go.

I haven't thought about it that much, but,

How many times did you insult him by telling him he had had breath?

- Here you go. - I just want to meet a real man, Ned.

with some more steps and options, that kind of thing, for our next meeting.

And to power through infidelity, man, you can do that,

Oh, I don't know. It's kind of private.

This country's obsessed with screens.

Dude... do you have Tourettes?

Even though you've never had a real job and that problem with the jail business,

Oh, no, he had a cupcake yesterday.

Um... Listen, Ned...

It's Willie Nelson's poo that gives it that glow.

Officer Washburn, how you doing today?

I cheated on her, I got pregnant, she should be pissed.

It's still light out.

I just... I feel really hot.

I'm gonna be...

J' You say them is happiness

You're, you know, this whole...

Hey, Ebony, thank you for the playlist.

- I'm guiding it. - You're guiding it?

Nobody loves anything as unconditionally as Ned loves.

Well, can't one of you just take him, please? He's driving Dylan crazy.

You know." just tell her the truth.

- Yeah. - All right, man, OK.