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Jeez, Perry, you're looking huge.
I know. It's just, tonight has been really intense.
My parents hate me! I don't have any friends!
Hey! What happened to my artwork?!
Kim wants me to wait for her. She's on the phone with her mom.
God, you suck.
I can't spend my time trying to decipher your chicken scrawl.
Great.
Well, maybe you are a geek.
She messed with the wrong person this time.
We're going to post this on your locker so that everyone in McKinley
That's Gary Ross' seat.
You can't let chicks humiliate you like that in public.
Give it a rest! Come on.
No, she's not a prude.
Well, I was invited over to Kim Kelly's.
- Will you let me explain? - What, that I hate you?
Maybe another night.
Hey, come here. Um, here.
Give me the keys! Get her keys!
What?
Promise me you won't.
Fine. Eat with your friend.
Samuel, you are going to ruin your dinner.
Can I see you in the kitchen for a second?
No. Vacation home where?
I'm calling the cops on you!
I can't lose my car. You get it?
- Just take the plain, OK? - Oh, thank you.
There's his car.
I just about died on the way over here.
You're just finicky.
and I want it tomorrow, or you're gonna be on trash detail for a week.
Look, I guess I'm just gonna have to mark that locker again.
Can it, Kim. You're gonna wake up Chip.
I can't believe she inspected your pits.
Like, I don't... Neither?
Fruit roll-ups, beef jerky.
I said calm down! OK?
I mean, if I have to write an essay,
You want me to stay a midget? Is that what you want?
Daniel's out at the car, and he would like to talk with you.
- They are? - God, they're such cheap bastards!
Oh, cool.
I just think it's sad.
- Can I go? - What street is it on?
You guys mind if I have these or...
Thanks.
Really?
Uh, it's, uh... over by the...
These friends of yours gonna be leaving our house in the near future?
Hi there. You must be Lindsay.