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and go catch a movie or something?
Just stop lying to me!
Oh, yeah, well, she's your friend,
Well, what are you doing later?
I don't wanna hear your life story, OK?
So, how long you had that house up there in Benton Harbor, Lindsay?
- What is that? - I don't know!
Will you just calm down and not be a bitch for one second?
Karen is not my friend, OK?
so just eat them.
Yeah. You know, I did waitress up there one summer,
I'm just worried he might have worms.
- I'm malnourished. - No food?
Well, sit down. I'll get you both a plate.
Very upset.
OK? I need these fingers.
I did it.
I'm not lying. You just can't believe I can make a friend
How's it going? It's going bad.
You don't even have hair in your pits.
Lindsay, who are these people?
Bye.
Right?
Where's my essay?
Yeah, but my mom hates going there 'cause it's so overpriced.
And then I'm going to take a match, and set her hair on fire.
- Mom, no. - Oh, Lindsay.
- Go to the car, Lindsay! - Give me those keys!
You are not going out anywhere.
Congratulations.
I think I have a test, so I'll see you guys later.
Oh, my life sucks!
I wasn't about to go to his house after school to get "tutored."
Is everything all right, Kim?
Mom, dad.
Come on. You gotta choose.
Just follow my lead.
Oh, god.
Especially if you're goin' out with her.
Just 'cause a girl speaks her mind doesn't mean she's a psycho.
he's the nicest guy I've ever met. You know?
Last weekend, we went up to your vacation house in Benton Harbor
You know, I tried.
Maybe you should talk to the boy... Outside.
Sorry.
You should have told me yesterday. I'm making veal piccata.
She and Karen Scarfoli?
Good night.
by tomorrow, 500 words...
Only guys get horny.
Do you want to come over to my house for dinner?
Oh, he usually never eats,
- Guys, guys! - My chemistry set!
Because you are a slut, slut.
News flash. You're not my father, fat ass!