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if it weren't for you meddling Republicans.
You're not really one of us.
in need of expensive life support
Taco Bell, you get covered in shit and you get a mullet. Fuck math. Math sucks. Any fat.
♪ And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties... ♪
You're a liberal, Brian.
I mean, some of the stuff in here is-- hey, bologna!
I'm not saying you'd have to be gay to drive something else.
Come on!
My-- right now my problem seems to be
and I respect you for raising them.
Wha-What? What are you... Come on. Pelosi's a monster.
What the hell's your problem, Brian?
Wh... All right, fine, just don't say anything, okay?
Now let's find out
♪ It's a sin we can't abide ♪
if you want, we'll give you another crack at that.
I don't know what you're talking about, really.
to be something they're not.
you're probably a guy who likes to pleasure other men sexually.
Hey, I'll tell you how.
Cocktail was one of the best films of its era.
So, friends, we were talking about Nancy Pelosi.
Wow, you sound crazy nervous.
Yeah, I picked it up at the mall yesterday.
put a cloth in your mouth and pour water over it
Hey, you got one for me?
It's a paradise, Brian.
♪ The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies ♪
♪ What if you find a fetus left abandoned? ♪
It's time for you to spread your two left wings and fly.
and for keeping Congress predominantly white