Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not really one of us.

♪ It's a sin we can't abide ♪

to be something they're not.

♪ What if you find a fetus left abandoned? ♪

Yeah, I picked it up at the mall yesterday.

you're probably a guy who likes to pleasure other men sexually.

I'm not saying you'd have to be gay to drive something else.

if it weren't for you meddling Republicans.

It's time for you to spread your two left wings and fly.

Wha-What? What are you... Come on. Pelosi's a monster.

I mean, some of the stuff in here is-- hey, bologna!

So, friends, we were talking about Nancy Pelosi.

You're a liberal, Brian.

if you want, we'll give you another crack at that.

It's a paradise, Brian.

Hey, you got one for me?

in need of expensive life support

Cocktail was one of the best films of its era.

♪ And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties... ♪

Hey, I'll tell you how.

♪ The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies ♪

and for keeping Congress predominantly white

put a cloth in your mouth and pour water over it

Now let's find out

and I respect you for raising them.

Wh... All right, fine, just don't say anything, okay?

Taco Bell, you get covered in shit and you get a mullet. Fuck math. Math sucks. Any fat.

What the hell's your problem, Brian?

Wow, you sound crazy nervous.

I don't know what you're talking about, really.

My-- right now my problem seems to be