Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell's your problem, Brian?

if it weren't for you meddling Republicans.

Taco Bell, you get covered in shit and you get a mullet. Fuck math. Math sucks. Any fat.

So, friends, we were talking about Nancy Pelosi.

It's a paradise, Brian.

Yeah, I picked it up at the mall yesterday.

My-- right now my problem seems to be

put a cloth in your mouth and pour water over it

Cocktail was one of the best films of its era.

you're probably a guy who likes to pleasure other men sexually.

Now let's find out

Hey, I'll tell you how.

You're not really one of us.

Wow, you sound crazy nervous.

Hey, you got one for me?

♪ What if you find a fetus left abandoned? ♪

if you want, we'll give you another crack at that.

to be something they're not.

You're a liberal, Brian.

and I respect you for raising them.

in need of expensive life support

I don't know what you're talking about, really.

I mean, some of the stuff in here is-- hey, bologna!

It's time for you to spread your two left wings and fly.

♪ The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies ♪

Wh... All right, fine, just don't say anything, okay?

♪ And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties... ♪

Wha-What? What are you... Come on. Pelosi's a monster.

I'm not saying you'd have to be gay to drive something else.

and for keeping Congress predominantly white

♪ It's a sin we can't abide ♪