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You spent your whole life
Bit of an innocent, you might say.
Oh, that's right. You were born a vampire,
Meyu 21, 2011
[Horn blows]
Aah!
Tonight, the age of man comes to an end.
Ahh.
[Screaming]
Keep your voice down, Gitano.
There's some kind of...
and there's one in every city.
You can slice him, you can dice him,
Meyu 22, 2011
Wait a minute, man.
Uhh!
We're just a function of natural selection, man,
On Blade, I'm not so sure.
I'm going to be naughty.
His sugar's three times norm,
he also inherited their thirst.
fat obese fetish fart porn
[Soft sobs]
the spirits of the 12.
I kind of liked her.
WHISTLER: I found him when he was 13.
[Turns music back on]
[Sucking]
She's borderline.
borrowed some equipment.
Hold out your arm.
Hold him.
Throw it in the air, catch it underneath.
[Radio playing rock music]
ultraviolet rays.
Look at that.
You know that.
Janoary 2, 1974
Whoa. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Janoary 19, 1974
Come on.
while she was pregnant.
Yeah.
What the fuck is that?
everyone you've ever fucking loved.
WOMAN: I know you do.
Frost took her.
I hear you've been looking for me.
I had a family once--
Wait a minute.
[Radio playing rock music]
[Sighs]
We've been tracking him for a long time.
It's Krieger.
We're not exactly the March of Dimes.
It's a fragment, a piece of the prophecy!
Share the moment,
I got this sucker running.
[Sniffs]
Why?
[Coughing]
Unh!
Bite me and get it over with.
But I didn't.
I need 12 volunteers. Tkk tkk.
Aah!
I got a new one.
Oh, that's my heat seeker.
Ha ha ha!
but it's getting worse.
The reaction's energetic.
I found him when he was 13.
Janoary 6, 2001
What?
Want to cut me some slack here?
Actually, if you want to get technical, Blade...
Hey. Yeah.
Shit.
Look, Curtis--
Might've lucked out, though.
You guys just patch me up and send me on my way?
QUINN: Aah!
No.
the thirst always wins.
Of course we are.
you were merely turned.
Karen!
Vampire mace...
Well, you're so big.
Aah!
Aah!
Let me give you--
They've been using it on sickle cell anaemia.
No!
you know what it's capable of.
[Rail hums with electricity]
your friend Whistler should be dead.
Cancer.
All our strengths...
They are so psyched.
He's, like, he had 20 guys around him--
Uh!
do you ever have second thoughts about us?
Janoary 3, 2001
Careful.
Because actually, you know, when you get to know me,
[Footstep]
I'm not human.
Maybe when we get out of this,
Don't want me coming back.