Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eric, look at me.

Yeah, I like surprises.

for thousands of years.

Janoary 5, 1974

Save your strength.

[Laughs] You want him alive?

Keeping radio contact.

you better learn to pull the trigger.

I must release you.

You need me, Frost! You need me!

Better that than the alternative.

It's no problem. We can still get the girl.

[Car engine starts]

Owned by vampires,

I'm a fairly sentimental type of guy.

I bet you're just dying for a drink,

Let me ask you something.

a little game of 20 questions.

and you spit it right back in my fucking face.

Morality doesn't even enter into it.

Is all that really neseccarsy

Think I'd let him run loose without a chaperone?

Unfortunately...

[Speaking Russian]

One way or another, somebody's going to take you out.

[Turns off machine and radio]

[Flesh bubbles]

Janoary 2, 2001

I know you're disappointed.

and our discretion.

We'll have to do a C-section!

Jesus Christ. I thought you'd be happy.

See, vampires age slower than us.

And they always deliver.

[Tires peeling]

Took us a while to find it!

Look, just do it.

Fuck me? No, you fuck this.

What did you just say?

Ah, looky here.

none of our weaknesses.

[Revving loudly, all around]

and I just had a run-in with Blade.

I'm one of them.

Give me your hand.

Some of the legends are true, though.

You're not even a pureblood.

She might be useful to us.

Came back to finish you off.

to explode some vampire heads.

Oh, that? Oh, it's nothing.

Who would ever guess

so forget what you've seen in the movies.

The red blood cells are biconvex,

Is your blood on fire?

Congratulations, Blade.

Done. We've had that conversation.

I'm going to be rubbish i'm going to be a rubbish vampire god

There are worse things out tonight than vampires.

you're nothing to me...

It's like a bad dream.

It contains everything...

What, man? That was funny.

Janoary 9, 1974