Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We know you've been picked up by the police.

It's my first week talking to the kids. What if their problems are weird and tricky?

You aren't mad at Cassie, with her rejecting you like that?

You are not messed up. It's not messed up to worry about your brother.

I need to do something. I have to make this better.

Thank you for trying, but I probably shouldn't have told you anything.

- I bet she's giving them great advice. - Absolutely.

Taking my sister on an educational outing to the...

I may not be the greatest dad in the world, but I don't beat up my daughter.

I need to talk to you.

Doesn't sound like someone who wants to live.

- I'm serious. I don't wanna talk. - OK.

Which weekend is it?

You know, it's awful being teased.

Untie her. I'll take care of this.

It's nothin' personal.

I wanna graduate from high school, and I wanna go to the stupid winter formal.

Maybe she cut herself shaving and then died naturally of embarrassment.

- She told you to pretend to be my friend? - No.

I work at your daughter's school.

But I'm also concerned about girls.

Then nobody is getting in.

Or a sexy hula girl that wiggles when you flex?

Look, all I'm saying is that this is normal teen stuff.