Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[cellphone rings] -[gasping] Hello?
My favorite characters from my favorite video game of all time.
Do you think I need a friend? Is that it?
You blast the Captain, I'll crush the monkey.
Yeah, this might be a problem.
[grunts]
Because helping is nice.
I'm off to give my future girlfriend a gift. [sighs]
Now, if I was Monkey Mash and came to life, where would I be?
Are we in that VR Melee game again where Dukey talks, and…
[roars]
Susan and Mary?
No buts! In fact, I just got word
[screams]
[groans] OK.
Then we can finally beat Johnny and those girls I've never seen before.
Why would I do that? Why, I tell you?