Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then we can finally beat Johnny and those girls I've never seen before.
My favorite characters from my favorite video game of all time.
No buts! In fact, I just got word
Because helping is nice.
Susan and Mary?
[groans] OK.
I'm off to give my future girlfriend a gift. [sighs]
Do you think I need a friend? Is that it?
Yeah, this might be a problem.
Are we in that VR Melee game again where Dukey talks, and…
[roars]
You blast the Captain, I'll crush the monkey.
[screams]
-[cellphone rings] -[gasping] Hello?
[grunts]
Why would I do that? Why, I tell you?
Now, if I was Monkey Mash and came to life, where would I be?