Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In. Groen Geel! Aus. Vitesse!
Fucking fag!
If I did not get these queens to sign a peace deal soon,
No, no, no.
That is, like, it's my own thing.
You’re telling me honey!
Who wants to see me beat this fag's ass?
looks like a kind of dirty wizard or a homeless Santa.
How do you spot the homosexual?
No, they're called African-Americans, girlfriend.
Like, I'm sitting here, and...
Tell him we don't have no faggots here in Arkansas. Take that shit somewhere else.
Is there something that you, like, that you believe in?
That's not gonna really work though, because you need the...
Look at the 4 of us. We are so like the Sex and the City girls.
are there any new hobbies that I should take up?
He's only 19
Und now, my exclusive interview mit Harrison Ford
But do you have something, maybe a double...
the kettle is calling the pot black
Well, these lips were made to praise Jesus.
Really loosens you up.
And I want the best guys in the business to kidnap me. Al-Qaeda is so 2001.
And they'll say, "If Bruno can do it, then I can do it.
Whoever called me a faggot come up here, and I'll beat your Arsch.
I live in Austria's coolest city, Vienna. No big deal. Whatever.
Please, where you going?
Yes, well, I want to really make this heterosexual sex.
for the host of the brand-new TV show, Straight Dave's Man Slammin' Maxout.
Austria. And what are your impressions of the American people?
-Go ahead. -The worst piece of crap I have ever seen.
I'm so sorry. Gosh. What is he, about 2?
Ich was ready to give up when I suddenly remembered something
Look like a straight guy, how's that?
Sure.
I actually got an interview mit Harrison Ford.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Straight Damo!!!! Straight Damo!!!!
and he dresses like the policemen, how would you know that's him?
This outfit is too matchy-matchy as it is,
It's time for this war to end
Come back, please. Can you please come back?
The kettle is calling the pot black.....
So, I decided instead to go to Los Angeles to become a celebrity.
Sure.
Lutz had gone, und ich had only 9 Freunds left on MeinSpace.
Is your baby comfortable with bees, wasps and hornets?
Break his arms. Boom, break his ribs. Break his arms.
In any group, there's always one.
Can you switch off the television? Because I made a fart,
Luckily, there was still one shithole left to fix,
We were happy. We had each other.
No, I can't do this.
Why are you so anti-hummus?
Nowhere in the script does it say
We're just like an ordinary couple, you know, boring, stay-at-home types.
How would I become weltfamous?
So my name's Bruno. I was born in Klagenfurt.
Wow
Although, I did once suffocate a hamster in Mykonos.
-Kiss me. -No.
Shoot a Christian
Fuck off!
Why is autism so cool at the moment?
oh jesus
Everything.
pushing a wheelbarrow with another baby as a Jew in it into an oven.
George is comfortable with everything. He's fine.
No. This is not what was supposed to be going on in here.
Yes.
I am repulsed by the idea of making the sex with a woman.
-More champagne? -No, I'm fine, thanks.
Telephone.
In! Groen Geel! Aus! Vitesse!
Give me my baby! O.J.!
That's exactly right. He's amazing.
-You are not doing that. You're not taking... -The child is going...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Africa is a continent, not a country, baby. Get it right.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm really into doing something maybe for Africa.