Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's ironic that you should have amazing blow job lips.

-All right. -Civil rights...

You brought your son here today?

This is about gaining something for your own people

That's such a chullin thing to say

Okay? Kick around, boom.

Yeah, you were great in there. Have you done a lot of television before?

O.J.! Give me my baby! Give me my...

Depending on his range. Boom. Then to his face. Boom.

"The host is a talentless idiot."

So. We're looking for 2 thieves to be on the crucifixes next to my baby.

-Save Dafar, yeah. -Angelina Jolie.

Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Power Bearglove

to shoot a new season of Funkyzeit.

Put your shoulders back. This is a fashion show, not a slave auction.

-Sir, she's got an attitude. -What?

Do as I say. Take that fucking shit off now!

We're going to put them up on this screen.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

So what? You're travelling fast. You're not gonna kill it.

Next time you claim you're a better batsman than me, Cookie... ..it'll be a methuselah.

If it does remind you of that, then I say put it down,

Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kevin Spacey, they all had one thing in common.

Stop fighting, North and South Korea

there is a relation between Hamas and hummus?

No, we aren't, either.

Well, I'm really into issues.

-Yeah, no, it is. -What's the new one? What's Dar-five?

What does it look like, Paul Blart?

-that queer shit on you out there? -Hi. How you doing?

-Look her in the eye. -This is a fucking swingers party. Okay?

Well, that would... That would be bad.

-Right. -So how do I protect against those guys?

Things have got to change. I want to become straight.

Give him back! Give me my baby back!

So if someone approaches you in the street und is being very, very nice to you,

No, that was to the lady who is... I'm in the salon, yes.

In fact, Austrian fashionistas live their lives according to my "In or Out" list.

And then when you're facing me, that's called cowgirl.

Lloyd, hi. How are you?

But because of the law, we had to be a bit inventive.

I've got an idea. Let's play a little bit of dress-up here.

Aircrew during their first OCP inspection

Why would he look you in the eyes when he's looking at a pussy?

I would not become famous.

I don't need this motherfucker touching me on the back,

All the most famous stars in the world,

that I'm torn in my Arschenholer.

I'm totally irresistible to gay guys. They see me und they want to schtupp me.

You want to be famous. You'll be one that's so famous, Bruno,

So if you could describe this show in one sentence...

Ich was at a low point. Bruno had hit rock Arsch.

I mean, isn't pita bread the real enemy?

I think you just scraped my anus.

Fuck that shit! Fuck that shit!

War's just based on hate and fear

What's up with the scarf?

There’s always one

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Please, can you unlock us?

This is wonderful.

Yeah. You can freestyle it, put her in a car seat. Whatever.

You gotta fold that neatly. You don't treat suede like that. It stains.

-Okay. -Is that still cool or...

Hummus has nothing to do with Hamas. It's a food. Okay? We eat it. They eat it.

Dolce und Gabbana. Hello?

-Thank you. -Can someone help this guy?

No photos, please. Do you want another Diana on your hands

Is there anywhere in the world that no celebrity has tried to fix?

There's so many stars in the sky.

You'd be bent over, like a dog does it.

GIVE IT UP FOR SKINNEE JAY!

-Also, here I am mit Harrison Ford. -Fuck off!

Sir Officer Candidate, did you just call me "she"?

We're gonna do like this religious theme

Don't kill each other

I don't want to be in your alley.

has served this municipality as city controller for more than 12 years,

She's just washing my Arschwitz.

I have a dream for the Third World

You know, like an afrikanischer...

-I would say that it is. -Yeah, yeah.

GIVE IT UP FOR SKINNEE JAAAAY!!!