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Can you be quiet?
Demi Moore has 2 of them in her house.
you’re just jealous because you know i can get every guy here
-The kettle is calling the pot black. -Yeah?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Trap it, work the knees. Work the elbows.
-Don't... You fold them. -Fuck.
Cut. Sorry, I'm not feeling this one. Could we go again?
-It's a very big moment. -That's right.
-My asshole's just for shitting. -My asshole's just for shitting.
All right, but wait a second. You are the baby's father now.
Look me in the eye. You can do this.
I've written a song
telling me to look him in the fucking eye. Right?
Who called Straight Dave a faggot? Come up here.
Full of them.
All right. I think, guys, we're finished.
If I'm having fun, I want little O.J. to come with me.
Yeah. Totally.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
then, yeah, we'd have to do that.
If you was a woman, I would be humping you.
Sure. Thank you.
Okay. Thank you very much. Fantastisch.
-Thanks. -Okay. Great.
She must have a lot of hair.
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-Less. Okay. -Yeah.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
-Can you make that happen? -No.
-All right! Get out of here! -What?
Would you quit being a little bitch here
It will be erotisch.
-We should reschedule. -Sit the fuck down.
and then they would broadcast it to the whole world.
Clean water, food and teaching
Yeah, that's in the... It's in... Yeah.
Gayby.
-What's her name? -Jamie Lynn.
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Sir Officer Candidate, you deserve a medal for exceptional skin.
Can you look into this camera and just say,
It's kind of like terrorists.
The defendant, as you know,
No big deal. Whatever.
But this is the girl's position.
Could you take your finger out of my Arschenholer?
-No. -Okay.
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the most important TV fashion show in any German-speaking country,
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No photos please!
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Newsflash, you're in a C-lister's womb. Am I right?
-All right, now... -Listen, you're just jealous
We, actually, our first time was on our...
"You're watching Funkyzeit mit Bruno"?
"I couldn't hear your voice or laugh about it with you."
You know, I'm 19 years old, I've got a perfect body.
When the homies are messing with you
-Like that. -Let's say I go down and I...
To become famous, I would have to quit guys.
-"Jerry enters." -No.
A little sensitive subject here. How much does she weigh?
-Yeah, so keep it or abort it? -Abort it.
Come on! Back!
Und the homosexual, you know, has got you down here.
-I prefer the vagina. -Me, too.
Maybe show a bit of skin or something like that.
COME ON MATT LOOK ME IN THE EYES
It's very hard. Standing in heels all day, and everyone's watching you,
I want you to hear what this fool is saying.
Make the bed!
-You swapped him? -What?
A-List Celebrity Max Out mit Bruno.
-That's not a salute. -That's not a salute.
-Since you was 4? -Yeah.
and I am on the verge of buying Mr. Magorium's Wunderbar Emporium.
that you engaged in when you put your lips around it.
About what?
Really wonderful things.
'cause you know I can get any guy here.
Well, good luck with your life.
You haven't? How's it feel?
that I hope is gonna bring the world together
Stand at the position of attention, candidate.
Bruno has known true love twice in his life.
Hi, I love your hat. It's great.
It's my favourite.
Zane & Corey on Carnival Cruise
Love em
Straight Damo!!! Straight Damo!!!!
Ich bin Bruno, dove of peace
-Yeah. -Most people think that a child
It's full of Africans. It's full of people of African descent.
-Hey, don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you. -Hey, girlfriend.
Have anyone ever told you that you look Enrique Iglesias