Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi officer
You're the best. You guys are the best.
When I become straight, you know, a Kuntmeister,
agree to give the pyramids back to the Israelis?
the kettle is calling the pot black
from the pop dance group Milli und Vanilli.
It involved stopping off in Africa
he pauses for an inordinate period of time.
You know, some untrained people conducting scientific experiments.
Well...
Und disarm the dildo?
Your hair is sun damaged.
and lifting weights and building your muscles
Ich was going to become famous by solving a world problem.
Is it harder to defend against a black dildo?
on the cover of every magazine.
How do you defend yourself against the man with 2 dildos?
-Like this? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Okay, good, 'cause I just... That was, like, really hot, that whole speech.
-Me, neither. -Okay.
The OC guide states that I will not use profanity while I'm at OCS.
Head and eyes straight forward. Stand still, candidate.
They're too much like, "Look at me.
So, again, if I am a homosexual,
Women are good for us.
what type belt is that candidate??
But the message is not ordinary.
Amazing.
The important thing is to be around women,
-"Shut up, women." That was improvisation. -Fine.
Who's ready for an old-fashioned heterofest?
Do any of you guys want to make some more money?
Can you imagine not seeing pulp fiction?
I'm gonna become straight. I'm gonna become uber straight.
I gotta say, I love American people, and I love African-American people.
-or maybe some oysters? -No, I'm okay.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Worse. I think, like, D.
-Thank you. -Yeah.
I don't know. What do you think?
That guy is queerer than the blazes. He took his clothes off. Let's get going.
Yeah, sure.
Look at my
…
He had created the food and then got lots of followers.
-Okay. -Yes.
Stand up, please.
Show me. I'll pretend to be the woman.
-Oh, yeah. -Good boy.
Salute with your right hand.
What's this shit? Let's take this off.
The last bit was? Lloyd's?
-Hello? -Hey, how you doing, man?
Is there any way we can get something together enough to put it on?
You're here because you are looking to do feature films.
bruno is a savage
I love a woman with a vagina.
And they said they're, like, really, really exhausted after they do her.
und cunningly avoided being snapped by the waiting paparazzi.
Bye, baby, I love you.
Here. Boom. And then to the eyes.
That is such a Samantha thing to say.
I'm not holding anything.
Donkey style Isn’t it?
that I wanted you to think about from the Jerry Maguire show.
Darfur is the big one now.
There we go.
-Fuck! Take it off. -Okay. I'm...
-Okay, I'm going to do this. -Right now!
I was in the Middle East, like, solving the crisis there.
would you be ready to have Olivia undergo liposuction?
What are you talking... What are you trying to say, candidate?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And then come in and break his arm. Take it here, take him out.
although he did cost us a MacBook Pro.
No. That's a racist thing to call them. African-Americans is the right word.
Let's try and get a solution, right?
Yeah.
Und what about if I put a flute up my stinker?
we've managed to get the ultrasound photos.
No logical person would consider a show like this
and so I was just trying to break it up with some simple horizontal lines.
No.
my asshole’s just for shitting
Diesel, I love you. Diesel.
Charity was a great way to become famous.