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the world had turned on Austria's greatest man
Can anybody give me one sentence?
Into an oven?
So I decided to think outside the Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung.
Who out there is proud to be straight?
-Yeah, this is mine. -You better help your buddy.
When did you have the baby?
Come and sit on our great furniture.
If there's a problem losing the weight,
I said, get down! Do push ups.
Excuse me, can you unlock us? Please. Hello? Can you unlock us?
These are our Mexican chair people.
But you're being really nasty.
Bruno was aus.
Dude.
In the next week, 7 days.
Ich realised that night that the fashion world was superficial und vacuous.
But can I assure you, the toilet is absolutely spotless.
making Bruno uber famous.
I don't even know why I'm asking that question.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-Do it! Do it! -Head and eyes straight forward, candidate.
Hey everybody look at me Look at my watch
Not yet.
Sit the fuck down. Take it off!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
even though my baby's black. So it's pretty cool, no?
Yeah, and so, if I'm the woman... Don't worry. Yeah, so what?
One that was, like, limited edition, red. A U2 iPod. Heard of it?
What's the coolest type of charity to get into at the moment?
has served our municipality for more than 12 years as city controller.
Look at the 4 of us... We are SO like the Sex and the City girls
that, at first glance, are annoying and irritating.
who want to come out of the homosexual lifestyle and make a change in their lives.
-Okay, sure. -All right. I'm gonna call them right now.
I think you're using him as an accessory.
I'd be humping you like that.
But he wants to come into your heart right now.
and just make love forever
-What? -Where did they allow you
No, I'm afraid we are not gonna be doing that.
That's not my concern.
And women often don't stick to the point.
Okay, it is Britney's sister. I can't even remember her name.
I swapped him.
Yeah. Global warming's only getting worse.
Hi. Hi. Great.
Yeah, there is... Let's get to know each other a little bit first.
I'll be honest with you. I want to be famous.
What's up? I'm Bruno.
Is he in heaven? And if so, is he in the VIP section there?
All right. What do you think there? Is that a white-trash foetus?
-Do you want some champagne? -I don't care for any. No.
I don't need a beard.
Let's say the homosexual has got you on the ground.
Come on, it will be fun.
Are you using Vaseline?
und held a casting for the hottest baby photo shoot ever.
-Sure. -I do a lot of them.
This line right here is a line that you don't cross.
Very good. You've got great hair actually.
Get on your fucking knees and suck my spike here, bitch.
You want some pie today?
So tell me, who are you wearing?
All right. Do we have another photo, or is that the last one?
If that was a last resort and she didn't lose the few pounds,
You are doing a great job!
-Have some. -Yeah, this is really bad for me.
should have 2 parents.
mit everyone in the Euro-fashion world.
-But in any case... -All right, okay. Take it easy, girlfriend.