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and before that I was O. J. It was pretty funny.
And how did you get my resume?
Oh.
on Monster. Com, Google, Craig's List.
I mean, if she left, I wouldn't blow my brains out.
He wouldn't listen to me. Oh, come on.
*Epic doesn't revert*
Papier-mache? Yes. Yes.
The year before that I came as Monica Lewinsky,
Did you start the paperwork yet?
so it was really a pleasure working with you, okay?
Thank you. I knew you'd see it my way, Michael.
I'm sorry? I want you to role-play firing me.
Oh.
Thank you Chet holmgren
When your truck breaks down right before the economy craps out and gas $1 a gallon
and fly the coop. What are you telling me?
Let's go to CD Exchange together and listen to music like the olden days.
Yeah, well, look. What about me?
Yeah, that's actually a really good idea. No.
i cant wait for them to move in!
No, you wanna leave.
Sound good? Yeah.
You gotta go with your gut, man!
But that doesn't sound good. Okay, okay.
I know why she's calling.
You want something better.
I just hope that you and I can remain friends.