Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A dog-like obedience to authority. Nice.

when you say all this needs is nuts and your wife says we have walnuts

This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

I want you to fire me, and I will take it.

All it really means is that we're friends.

Good, good, good, good.

I just answer the phone.

It'd be funny. I don't really play soccer or anything.

I'm gonna need you to find, like, a full employee salary plus benefits.

Of course, I would take that job in Maryland because it's double the pay

Could I have your fax number?

Oh, like the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?

Michael, undo it!

He's a gun nut.

NICK's REFERRAL -- ROBERTO

personally and financially responsible.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I will forget so fast. You will be my savior.

Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire.

But we don't keep two sets of books.

Wahhh I’m gonna tear my ACL and it’s your fault!

Blow your brains out? Come on.

and it's definitely a step up and a challenge.

Are you... I am...

Interesting take on Dorothy. I love it.

Can I speak to you a minute? Yes.

future bae gon be like:

Yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence!

Hey, you guys excited about the party?

Okay. Okay. Okay-kay-kay-kay