Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.

Derek when facing rejection

There is someone left off that list? Who? Who is he saying?

Wait, what are you again? Oh, right. Three-hole punch!

What old days? What are you talking about?

Tell him not Dwight.

Stanley, could you come with me, please? No.

I can't... I suppose I... No.

Hey, I'm still here. Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm gonna kill you for firing me. Toby.

and they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month...

Is this you? Are you being you? Or is this Creed?

Your costume is fantastic.

Why did you put it off until Halloween?

Well, you know what? Go buy some more. I'll approve the overages.

Okay. I want you to be me and I will be Creed.

You're the guy who gave me my life back.

We're gonna have to... You want something better.

I'm Gonna Kill Myself

I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go.

Don't you wish you wore a dress every day. What are you implying?

this gift certificate to Chili's from me.

Interesting take on Dorothy I love it.

So why didn't you add it to the resume?

Well, maybe I did. Exactly, you gotta go with your gut, man.