Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I do that sometimes, and it's really not fair. Emma... ma.

♪ put his ear to the wall

and convincing everyone around you to make it happen.

and buying a lighthouse and starting an artists' colony.

I figure if I don't take a stand now,

The twin idiots seated before you are poised

Having a partner I know I will always be honest with me.

Look, sorry, man. I know you're just trying to help,

He wants it so badly.

♪ and that was when I kissed her ♪

We don't care what you say.

♪ take me to your love shack

for me, but for both of us.

Should I audition?

like a farmer loves his blue ribbon pig.

It's not that bad.

I love you, but I love my job.

♪ that one guitar

I'm sorry, Artie.

when to pass and when to punt.

choreographing the school musical!

♪ blow me one last kiss

Who's directing this, Julie Taymor? Think about how cool

than the last three auditions combined.

♪ it didn't take long

Maybe God didn't hear you because he was busy

♪ it started with a whisper

Would you consider it?

♪ there's nothing else for me

Mr. Shue, I'm not an adult. First of all,

But you're right.

Like a really good poop.

Cross-gendered casting is as old as theater itself.

and I'll get crushed by a car.

or anybody else who might try and st us.

I don't understand. All I do is study.

♪ too much can be an overdose

Brittany for cha-cha, she's the best dancer.

You're end zone dances are awesome.

Tina stomach-Turner, and her trusty sidekick...

I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you

You're a creative person.

Trust me, as your friend, you need to do this.

is surrounding yourself with the right people.

helping people with cancer. Shut it, Avatar.

In the study hall? I think you're the first.

Bet you're a classic rock guy, right?

You have to trust your instincts.

What about you?

Is going to raise a very public stink about it,

there won't be auditoriums left to fly cars in.

I'm not joining the Glee Club.

No, that's the exact one we shouldn't use.