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and brand-new fragrance call "nut whiff."

♪ hopelessly devoted to you

I'm single, by the way.

but remember, the stage always adds at least ten pounds.

stifling my natural hatred for you and helping you win

♪ Blow me one last kiss

and I... I am so incredibly excited

All right! You guys killed your auditions,

♪ I could barely walk when I milked a cow ♪

This is all your fault. You screwed up "hand -jive."

Which is why it's gonna be

What? I don't see what the big deal is.

But, Mr. Shue, you can't just leave the Glee Club like that,

This callback is all about the chemistry.

and I've been knocked out by a car door before,

Break it up. Break it up.

♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪

and start from scratch.

♪ come alive tonight

♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪

Get your knees up. Let's go.

I got a lot of work to do.

♪ to understand

Grease was your idea. I don't know

and like I said, I can shield you from some of it, but...

I know what it meant to my mom. It meant, you know,

and if I'm dumb, then so be it,

Then you'd better find something to get excited about

♪ hopelessly devoted to you

to cast the she-male-fabulous Unique Adams

Played football, too. Quarterback.

♪ bought a beat-up six string

♪ just blew him away

but for a few months.

You cast yourself as the poor little

so they transferred him here.

I saw you in the football game on Saturday.

It's filled with classic rock from the '80s.

when they say you can't go home again.

In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men.

Did I forget it's one of our anniversaries?

of the next 60 years of your life

I don't want to go to Washington with you.

♪ oh-oh, oh-oh...

Um..., I just got home early

Why do I always feel so at home in a tire shop?

♪ White knuckles

♪ yeah, he's just a jukebox hero ♪

It's not the singing or the dancing

But I am terrified

♪ and they saw me dancing when I gathered eggs ♪

♪ blow me one last kiss

The already overly sexualized minstrel show

That's why he went looking for you.

by a strange, weepy man-child who has lotion

We talked about spending the rest of our lives together.

♪ oh, my, my, dear

Will you take over the Glee Club?