Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back.
I would like to play the role of Rizzo.
So what are you doing?
And then I will come home,
Someone who I accept and adore.
Which is why I've been telling people I dumped you
Auditions aren't till 4:00, but...
But then...
Finn and Artie are running the musical this year,
That's not the life I want. I know.
You think you got any guys like that out here today?
I don't even gel on week.
hearing the feminine lilt of your voices,
♪ can you hand-jive, baby? ♪ give me hand-jive
at the next 60 years of my life.
We did good.
That doesn't mean true blue
Patty Simcox?
It's that you could move people.
drag queen reality shows
♪ And higher, yeah
♪ blow me one last kiss
It just didn't work out.
my three-nippled ex-boyfriend?
♪ there's nowhere
Sweet enough kid,
to go to Washington with Will.
and day-old panty hose tells a different story.
about being an underdog after you helped us win nationals
and learning the words to "There Are Worse Things I Could Do".
I'm casting Unique, and that's all there is to it.
♪ everybody talks, everybody talks back... ♪
Emma, Emma, I love you
But you, urethra Franklin,
♪ da, da, da-da, da
But then when I rely stop to think about that,
He's gone.
Even Mr. Shue had that problem
♪ I won't worry at all
but we're gonna have a serious Danny Zuko problem
♪ born to hand-jive, oh yeah!
♪ that's what
♪ forget him"
That I'm better than I think I am.
♪ to sit around
There's no way that's true.
I'm not in the right headspace to do a project like Grease.
♪ I've had a bad day
That was a joke. What do you want, Artie?
I pray really hard about this.
So, when you and your mom, strawberry hugryake,
It's not my call, Sue.
to follow their dreams. I don't think that should change
Neither of us said someone who is with me every minute,
Just hear me out.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
that if I go with you, I'm gonna resent you.
I appreciate your passion.
when we're performing.
And keep Marley from fornicating Ryder.
You know what the worst thing you can do in a relationship is?
♪ who's willing
♪ to you
and bugs and fluids live in carpeting?
Oh, just your girlfriend talking to the hottest guy at McKinley
but probably not.
I have no idea what that means to me,
♪ tie a knot in the rope