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Finn, hold up.
Oh, right, "Marley," like the dead dog movie?
Auditions are at 4:00 in the auditorium.
than an attractive, buxom young woman
I-I don't know anything about jukeboxes, Artie.
I feel right the men's locker room.
Gentlemen?
Take a timeout. Call an audible.
some grand gesture about how open-minded you are.
♪ I'm hopelessly devoted to you ♪
So, we cast a brunette as Sandy and a guy as Rizzo.
And that my job and my life
Oh! Whoo!
No no no. No, no. I just thought I would, um,
♪ everybody talks, everybody talks ♪
♪ heart broken
Hey. I came to talk to you about the play.
♪ trying to hold, trying to hold ♪
and now I'm back in my hometown working in a tire shop.
and one of the lifts will break,
What's that called?
I don't sing. Prove it.
♪ he's gonna be a jukebox hero ♪
I'm sorry, I just can't, Finn.
♪ my head is spinning so
I needed you around, and you weren't there.
Thank you for letting me audition, but I-I just can't.
in his hair, but no adult friends.
you are a boy and you are fooling no one.
than helping a young boy like you turn into a man.
But I'll knock them into shape.
you could play?
Unique knows the song and has the wig.
♪ I know I'm just a fool
Dude, I get it, except for the lighthouse part.
Since Kurt and I broke up, I haven't slept,
♪ I will do what I please
Who the hell is Patty Simcox?
just because Coach Sylvester's a bigot.
Emma, I made a mistake when I first talked to you about this.
if Blaine can't do it.
I've already lost my girlfriend, my future, my pride.
♪ jukebox hero
just say it.
I'm gonna blow her up.
You know what they say about reservations?
♪ La-la, la-la, da-da, da-da
I'm not as dumb as you look, Puckerman.