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I think he'd find that quite difficult, sire,
So you'd rather die than leave me alone?
Appliances are breaking that I haven't touched.
and dies with your knights.
Oh, like you're not at this point?
I'm the Earl of Earth, god damn it.
L-Like, I'll -- I'll -- I'll never see my family again?
No fucking way!
brotherhood, tradition, stability, purpose.
but soon they will be yours.
Where can I get this heroin?
The Knights of the Sun protect the solar Scepter...
Both: Morty the Molten!
You can just ask your rhetorical questions out loud.
♪ Of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky? ♪
Excuse me? Is this just a free sword?
but if it pleases you.
and you can't die.
there's a new, very tiny sun in town.
into triple-bonded carbon,
I don't know. Um, I-I thought it was cool.
R.I.P. and cheerio.
Lithdor: If the Sons of the Moon can attack the sun,
respecting themselves. -Eugh!
I mean, I-I gotta fix that."
Funny you should ask, uh...
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Crowd cheering ]
God damn it, Morty! You took the sword?
past the chicken bone lady.
Oh, yeah. Between us, that wasn't a deal breaker,
Now just cut off your penises and throw them into the Sun.
Wait, did he just --
Our flesh is indestructible!
♪ The flames are all long gone, but the pain lingers on ♪
Um, you guys, someone just used critical thinking
floated up to the top.
♪♪
Earl of Earth: After it! Ahhhh!
rules the solar system!
It's a pop-up.
Now you know why Sir Helios had to change your name
Sir Helios gave his life with that sword.
Do the Knights of the Sun plan to protect
I don't see them doing a lot to earn interplanetary fame.