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Damn, I still got it.
You stupid mother...
Can you believe Elliot giving me all that attitude?
That's some rock. When's the big day?
Well, snooze you lose. In other news...
Lucky for me, I couldn't pay my rent this month.
- Wanna hear a great letter? - No.
you're sure they just heard you pee. You did, didn't you?
They also said you mixed Art Deco with Indonesian antiques.
- I haven't even had coffee yet. - You're right. I'm sorry.
Am I really the boss of everybody outside?
Do you think this is a good time to talk about a nickname for my penis?
My bad.
I contacted the manufacturer but apparently, he's decided
Hey, baby. Comin' to give Pop-pops some candy? Cos I'm hungry.
It sounds insensitive, but the truth is, it's all the time you need.
You know, Danni, it's amazing that you're actually comfortable dating JD
Ms Tracy.
- What are you doing here? - I called him.
OK, later's fine too.
Once there was a beautiful girl, who met a stunningly handsome young doctor.
I was in paediatrics and it was just the wallpaper.
- That'd go everywhere. - Once I got Chunky Monkey in my eye.
sometimes you don't hear everything.