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I'm great. You know me, I'm up, up, up,
it forces me to spend time with you outside hospital,
Lucky me, I couldn't pay my rent.
Missed me!
Filthy girl. Filthy girl.
I'm about to set a new record for projectile vomiting.
- That is weird. - I'll tell you what.
I'm not gonna let it mess things up with the guy I'm in love with.
like crop circles, or this gal's Adam's apple.
Not great. I can't do it. I'd rather die hairy.
Elliot!
I dated this girl in college who made the decision without consulting me.
Oh, I gave the guy half a corndog so we can all ride foursies.
told me I was tying the wrong suture.
OK, now here's what you do. Are you ready?
the lady who does the PA announcements, just got hit by a bus.
- I waxed my legs at home last night. - How did that go?
If I wasn't crazy about you, would I be willing to do this?
- How do you feel? - Awesome.
After shooting my mouth off the other night, I've been feeling a lot of...
No, Doctor. Just tell me what you need, I'll do it.
...piles of manure, even though I've yet to see a single animal.