Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just gonna sit there and crunch numbers? That's what's hot in the streets? Taxes?

Eh! eh! Look out, Billy!

who let this motherfuckin' basehead on stage?

Sara, you just gonna talk up all your anytime minutes?

Then I'd dress up like a clown and surprise kids at schools.

What you tryin' to do?

You're too close, man! You're too close, man!

Nigga, I ain't 5-0.

Yo, Dylan, you ready to get it started, baby?

you made my day-ayyy...

1-8-7 on the motherfuckin'...

That is the Gayest shit I've ever heard.

And I know alcohol companies sponsor my show.

Where are your parents, anyway?

I know it looks a certain way

This is dudes' night out!

listen up, kids 'cause I ain't jokin'

(man) How'd you get it?

I gotta shut the Straight of Hormuz down

It's a PD Day...

I'd like to thank venereal diseases,

they want to meet with me tonight at 7:00

United, United, United & United

I gotta shut the studio down, yo.

Welcome back to Chappelle's Show.

Let 'em fight, let 'em fight!

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We got... come on, man... Bad Boy.

Go out there and milk a Cambodian.

You don't think I wann' choke people?