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- Not scheduled.
Okay, remove it.
Fine.
[sighs]
that can't love you back.
So... I thought I'd make my move
and point 'em at this gate.
- [chuckles] Sort of.
- Well done. - All right.
I think Jamie can take the responsibility--
because he doesn't have the balls to say it himself.
[typing]
- I need a ride into town.
- Ma'am?
- Get used to it. We've got fifteen more to collect.
Let me show ya.
- Um...
- Oh! - Okay.
I believe that I can best represent Montana
- Yeah.
- These are little victories, in the scheme of things.
- Well, I guess we're going to find out who you're loyal to, Beth.
See how this front track here
- Oh, don't I know it.
put 'em somewhere nobody can see them,
- Woo-hoo!
So here's the thing: I need my assistants
[cow lows]
- Well, if you're building roads and sewers on land
Shaming some plastic surgeon's wife
- That's what I call mine.
I'm just full of surprises.
when the wheels are in motion they're impossible to stop.
[phone rings]
Right this way.
- You got any ideas? - I got an idea.
- Ah, so you're working for miss pouty lips.
- Never fooled around with anyone in the bunkhouse?
- Teeter, just go grab your gear.
- He's your dog. You can call him whatever you want.
How's he working out?
I think the Governor's office is ready
♪ And the coyotes are calling ♪
I dated two of them and the other three ain't worth a shit.
- This idea is hard to explain.
- You can't be here.
- I'll start looking through the rest of these heifers.
This one takes effort.
- This ain't a life:
- Yeah, looks like it.
[murmuring]
[music]
- If I don't give you flowers when I'm sorry,
Those are my greatest skills.
I can buy you dinner.
♪ The stars keep on fallin' ♪
So you go once, and then twice,
- [sigh] Not looking too fired, Cal.
- [laughs] Damn right they don't.