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Oh.
wwwwww ww
- Oh! - It was like, um:
Wow, the boyfriend's parents. Big step.
You've got big, beautiful eyes.
She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his.
Though maybe just a little less "pimp spit."
- It's just football? - You were all worried for nothing.
Yes, you do. And a... And a big, round belly.
Yeah, I can see it.
You remember her, Michael. She's lovely, well-behaved and single.
Well, come on.
That's not you! Life is good again!
Joe, emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
...but, um, no one had spoken in 17 minutes.
...because this pimp spit in my mouth and...
This pimp spit in my mouth
Yeah. Right!
We are not gonna have this conversation again.
- It's hard to stop. - Mm.
Also, um, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.