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Yeah.
You see, what I'm trying to say is....
Okay.
But it's just started to sink in that I'm gonna have a baby...
...or the best thing.
Sir, that is exactly my point.
Miss Hayes, you know I don't normally stick my nose...
Right out of Ripley's.
Yeah.
...and Mom may very well be on the verge of losing control.
It just seems like it's time, that's all.
For you, I would commit Dr. Spock to memory.
Okay, for starters.
You're willing to go through this even though you don't know if it's your kid?
The reason I'm saying all of this...
Now, there is one terrific-looking outfit.
Sir...
It's crunch time, Dad.
...I repeat, any other way.
And I appreciate that.
-Agnes, I'll talk to you soon, okay? -Okay.
...easily transferable to a post-pregnant wardrobe.
Here's a fun outfit in camel, a touch of the safari.
Although, I think maybe you do.
You know, he went through two highlighter pens yesterday.
Right?
But I don't remember very much about it.
Bert?
Well, time to run the race.
I know.
Mr. Addison? David? Our Mr. Addison?
...all in white, wool blend.
-...what can I do for you? -Well, I'm not sure.
The only thing I know is morning sickness...
...and then we'll go straight from there to you.
Yes, you can have a glass of water. You want ice in it?
Nothing in the foot bones. Let's go to the ankle bones.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
This is great, this is wonderful. It's so good to hear from you.
I need somebody to practice with.
Don't panic! Don't panic!
Well, now that both sides of my brain are awake...
But you're a woman. You girls talk about these things...
Good, good.
I've never been pregnant.
Well, it's good to be heard. I just got this package you sent.
...that I was not the cheeseburger type.
I can handle anything you got.
"When the human body is tense, it responds to pain more acutely.
Yeah.
I don't know. All I seem to be able to come up with is...