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You and God must be on a first-name basis!
And I bet you're going
Here's your mouth, gal.
and he was preaching, and the choir was singing,
right from the pulpit to the pocket.
That was good.
today I've got to bring 'em back.
that that was Sam right outside the door.
That's great.
He was out of sight too.
Ain't he the preacher Daddy knows?
But wait.
just started dancing in front of my eyes.
with Scheming Sam the rip-off man?
The one who's always bragging about her perfect size eight?
I bring to my following.
if I knew I was going with your blessing.
is a particular friend of mine.
Do you hear that, Mama?
Ooh, girl, you will not believe
when I saw him fleecing the sheep.
That's $700 a week!
splitting the big take.
They come from the Lord.
I can see it now.
Yeah, but only the lion is going to get up.
to make me ruin my son's life.
Can I have an Amen?
Sam, I want you to meet my youngest son, Michael.
It's just that I didn't know
walking in, disgruntled, dispirited,
James, how could you go anywhere with that hypocrite?
♪ Anytime you meet a friend ♪
I opened my mouth and screamed.
to spread the word of the Lord,"
They need you.
and hold my arms out to the audience,
No you don't.
I dug you on the tube, man.
We don't need no color TV.
♪ But we're going to score tonight ♪
Meow!
wants me to go to work for him.
then you come and lift me up to my knees,
Baby, that man offered me a job making a hundred dollars a day.