Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess, that's two out of three...
Oh, my God!
I hope this isn't too weird but, uh...
I can't believe you let them win.
Well, if you had kept listening, ha-ha-ha...
Well I do, but I decided I'd take a long lunch...
You're not mad?
- Hey, Pheebs. What's going on? - Hey. Nothing.
I'm a terrible liar. I hate having to lie to Rachel.
She's my best friend.
So I laugh at my boss's jokes. What's the big deal?
- That's okay, Joe. - All right.
Damn it, Danica!
Excuse me?
What are you doing here?
What? She just called and said she was going to be working late.
Okay, you, Mr. Right-place-at-the-right-time...
You go.
...that I forgave you.
And you said, "No.
Well...
- What? - Are you serious?
I know, I know!
- Hey! - Hey.
- All the things on the list there. - Thank you.
...I'm not putting out tonight!
So you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?