Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like you don't care.

And what are you gonna do about it?

[AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING]

Sand the floor.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I already ate the brownie

♪ Listen to your heart ♪

He completely exposes his chest.

We've talked about this.

And now, he moves my son into his house.

The hell do you think you're doing?

and the whipped cream and most of the hot fudge.

Sam and I have this thing for octopuses. Or octopi.

I'm sorry. I can't do that.

but you make it so easy to remember who the bad guy is in all of this.

[DOOR BELL JINGLING]

Yeah, well, I'm stuck with it for five years, so no biggie, right?

I support your right to choose.

You don't earn a Medal of Honor by stealing it.

I don't want to have to hit a girl.

I figured it'd be some place where you needed a fake ID.

but I got enough crap to deal with

At least I'm not an asshole.

You have to be the bigger man.

and next thing I know, my friends are taking karate

Oh, hey, Carmen.

DEMETRI: No, no, no, no.