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Hey, asshole twins, grab my bag. We're out.
Maybe a workbook.
Sorry!
[CAN RATTLING]
'Cause I prefer to be a shirt.
[SCREAMS]
You're seriously gonna talk to me about disrespecting dojos
What did he do to you in high school?
Not that you'd be messing it up, but your dad, he...
Shit!
I gotta go deal with something.
Something you should see.
[SCOFFS]
I can't make that promise.
[EXHALES]
And he'll always be a nerd.
Yep. [SIGHS]
Jesus Christ.
[ALL GRUNTING]
I didn't do anything to your dojo.
Oh, I am so down with GoT.
You don't. You have to act like you're totally over her.
Mmm-hmm.
You're a little rusty, Sensei.
Where do you think you're going?
Uh, yeah.
[GRUNTING]
You're gonna make an announcement?
And besides, taking it down could hurt my Yelp Elite status.
Don't you worry, Mrs. Goodwin.
Um, do you guys want anything from the comic book store?
[SCOFFS]
Sam and I once went to this ice cream shop in Burbank...
These things don't end well. Trust me.
[SIGHS]
Um, no, thanks.
[CHUCKLES]