Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wanna throw to Sampson!

I don't have no idea what you're talking about

Possession of narcotics. Wow.

You should be happy with the tip I gave you, damn.

I love ButterCluck Clutterbuck

Now, that's a titty

Bisexuals after a long day of sitting "Doctor said i need a backiotomy."

We've really gotta get this guy out of jail.

Zach...Thank you, Zach! Yeah!

10 years just for fish? damn!

He had to stay vigilant.

All right, time's up.

Did you ever listen to Grateful Dead ... on weed?

I Believe Her, Yo. I Don't Know Why, But I Do.

I ain't even hit the mothafucker yet.

Yo I’m Cuban, B! Yes, Cuban B!

I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.

Let's go, man. - Let's go. It's money.

I never needed anyone

Did I say homo? I didn't mean that!

You know you know someone that fits this description

All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.

I don't want this girl to know I smoke

Heard that before. Said that before.

Good. Just call me Jesse Owens.

When pnw is stuggling with being black and gifted

holy f***** s***

Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy.

Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?

but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.

Let me check the brain so I can justify the reason

Now, Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother.

Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man.

YO I’M CUBAN B

Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure.

We could've been hangin' out months ago.

Hey black ass Why you didn’t moon us earlier, eh?

I'm sorry for yellin..

7085225660 yummy

And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something too.

Me, when my wife told me she took a hit off a Vape Pen at a party

and of course the loveable Old James.

Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo?

I had to make my move while the guys were asleep.

Dave Chappelle Half Baked

Hey girl, you hungry? FUCK YOU NIGGA!!

Where do you live? Right near da Beach BOY-EE

Cop killer? I love horses.

that was a great idea, Thurgood.

I never needed remote

I wanna talk to Sampson

BOO THIS MAN BOO

I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it.

Nine years just for weed? Damn!

You smoke weed? At last we can share everything!

Still waiting on that escalation, Nick

Right near the beach Boiiii!

I do! Who you know?

Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi.

Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse.

You hungry? FUCK YOU NIGGA

Boo this woman!

you got a delivery guy at your house.

You guys believe in angles?

Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.

Ever listen to the Braves chop….on weed

Box it Man, it gets you high

Guess what guys ?!

They pit him against his brother Nibbles.

Been Carrying your ass

I cant take it no mo

High, high, high, high

Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo.

Im not gonna do what everybody’

I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.

Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too.

How much did that cost, man? Ah.

Always come around.

I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30.

You’re titty is out

jo smith why have you left? because you told me to pack my bags.

See the trouble you're gettin' me into?

You in here because of marijuana?

And fuck you. I'm out!

Mary Jane. Really?

You smoke weed?

That's real good.

I've not had a hot dog in so long.

I Believe Him, Yo. I Don't Know Why, But I Do.

Turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese yo!

What, did you go to weed college?

Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there.

I get lifted up

POV She loves pda

Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed.

Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head.

I need an ambulance, now! Officer down.

could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman?

Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think.

My weed's wearing off.

No. I smell weed, man.

And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother?

Thank you, scientist. Got any papers?

You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened.

People like me. Give it to me.

I believe him yo I don’t know why but I do

I ain’t no horse

Hey black ass Why didn't you moon us earlier

I get lifted up

"It's That No Thing That Gets Me.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Your sweet virgin ass man!

Hey girl you hungry? Fuck you nigga!

Pop pop pop pop pop

This is so- We are in business, man.

Man, give me your fruit cocktail.

One pound of marijuana and you can buy with blaze tokens right here.

it used to be amandawargen up in knots because she needed to move past a nooding head reality but she quit so it would be karishavinka vandapoddi taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff.

I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I.

When the white kid asks the black kid if he wants KFC: Black Kid Be like,

Did I say "Homo"? "I didn't mean that!!"

Two more days to get your popcorn “It makes your teeth go pop pop pop pop pop”

If that's what you want, then- then I'll change for you.

Thank you, Jan!

Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on.

Hi, you called about your plumbing? Empty pipes?

Doctor said I need a Backeotomey

Bully, man. Yeah.

Then the squirrel master came out of left field... Told me I'm his BITCH!!!

Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow.

Fuck you you fucking fuck

The Stars have looked like ass. I am worried, man.

Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny.

Did you ever see a rocket blow up... on weed?

Mmm. Come here, doggie.

Let me get four dime bags. Uh, I don't have no idea what you're talking about.

you think all the guys you buy weed from haven't started this already?

Excuse me. Please do.

You Ever Work a Double on Weed

Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle.

Samson, I lied And I’m sorry

Alice Green: You're gonna lose your helmet. You're gonna lose your pencil. You have no more Hop-Hop, no more TV, no more toys, no more nothing.

But-ButBut we'll get you out, right, guys?

Sorry for yelling

Three for dinner.

Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies.

If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know.

How we gonna pay for weed? Blaze Token Man!

II sign for this, and it's mine?

Motherfucker said Brazil nuts!

if any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana.

oh. I'm a big dyke