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Get away from me, bitch!
Now that's a tittie
He spends all of his allowance on reefer.
It won't take us hardly any time, B.
If you guys use anymore overtime, I swear i will bitch-slap you
I mean, we can't bring him down. Crazy.
Mr. Wonka Gets Me Fizzy Lifted. By My Main Man Who? Grandpa Joe!!!
Plenary Authority My Brotha
Good. Good. Let's.
OH DIP, YO YOUR TITTY
Naughty jungle of love!
High, high, high, high
I believe him. I don't know why, but I do.
Follow me.
I'm Garrett's Bitch
it used to be aria carlson coordinating circles she plopped onto styling heads but she quit so it would be maria garzon taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Did you go to weed college?
I get lifted up
People like me!
Buttercup. Buttercup.
Boo this woman! Boo!
It ruined his life. That must've been shitty.
When my package hasn't shipped yet Still waiting on that heifer, Julio
You guys gotta do something. There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit,
Holy, moly
Anything for you, sir? No. I'm fine. Thank you.
It's just that, you know, I liked this so much, man.
Now, everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smokin'.
Fulham!
I believe him yo
High, high, high, high
Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson.
Samson did this shit, yo.
Time's up, number nine. That's me.
Watch your step.
Don't tell anybody about the money I don't have know idea what you're talking qbout
Adderall is not a drug I used to suck d*ck for coke!
Right near da beach Boi!
Ever see a Saitama Pump.. On weed?
I’ll get Billy bong Thornton!
Somebody gotta do somethin' about this shit right now.
Abracadabra, man! Abracadabra, yo!
Hello, boys. Hi, Samson.
Greeneyes gonna miss ya.
I said it never locked. Well, hurry, yo!
and request that you personally deliver it.
I know what you look like but looks can be deceivin'
Boo ChulliNN! Boo!!
You must seek therapy.
he had sex with my mama
I love you guys.
Come on. Smoke me. Have a quickie for old time's sake.
You know, if you want to double your profits, you should rob that lab.
Motherfucker said, ice cream!
You got a problem with that?
You walk around on both legs! Homo-Erectus!
No.
Johnny, if you listenin’…help!
You’re not a fish You’re a man
I'm talkin' to you. Thanks a lot, fellas.
You ever suck **** for caffeine? Huh?
We're going to use the "Item" Object Ok. Good. Go!
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do:
Damn.
I AM A MASTER OF CUSTODIAL ARTS OR A JANITOR IF YOU WANNA BE A DICK ABOUT IT
This job. Sucks.
Well?? You get your Glo tonight?
"Your body is capable of amazing things. Believe in its potential and push beyond your limits.
I mean, you can get anything you want, from weed to heroin.
Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog?
Thank you paige
Bitch, you know what I want!
Trust me bro… I’ve made bongs with less
Cocktail… fruit!
you ver suck some dick for Huh?
Hi, Thurgood. Hi.
IT'S PHASE B! YES, PHASE B
you son of a bitch im right behind you
I smell weed, man.
This weed is fantastic!
Not tonight
it used to be sara bowl cut with bloontybloontened layers and bashing it up to put it in a full bowl cut with a middle part but she quit so it would be noah derridge taking those duties wouldn't it? yees it would.
Not a Fish
Sir Smoka Lot's on TV. Cecil?
There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today.
You can spot these people by their lack of motivation,
I never thought I'd say this to anybody,
why you missing up my allocation just because I'm declining them, b
and we kept meetin' different kinds of smokers, like this lady.
BUTTER NUTS
Right near da beach
What do you want, Master? Bitch, you know what I want.
'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted
Is it January? No man, it's August
The money we do have is not for spending.
Hey Girl! Ya Hungry?
All right, guys. Be quick. Let's just do this and get out of here.
For real, B?
Maybe is an acceptable answer. It’s the no that gets me.
I'm American B
I don’t wanna be the First Nigga to die from a crossbow
That's good.
Let's just say I'm not getting the respect a cop killer deserves
Killer Kill!
Oh yo titty
And guess what else? Call me next week... about weed, about weed.
secret code
call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed...
Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about.
Whoa! My TAINT!
What's the matter? Let me inhale it. Let me have some.
Hi, you called about your plumbing? Something about empty pipes?
When someone asks for a free hat
I used to suck dick for car audio! I seent him!
Hey girl you hungry? Fuck you nigga
Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could.
Thank you, trey! Yeah!
The date couldn't have come at a worse time.
Looks like heroin to me, yo. Yeah. Is that heroin?
Coronavirus is here
Nothin'? Yeah, just chillin'.
Sorry for Yelling. But I'm Serious.
Y'all I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Joking!
SUCKS TO BE YOU MAN
you ever suck some dick for Ice breakers Huh?
No way. You think?
All right, listen to me. There's $30, 000 in this knapsack.
You must seek therapy. That’s where I’d go with that
You in here for some Rhinovirus?!
What's that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day.... Oh pussy, that's right
who's filling in for rory van angersen? korra-may mermaid.
Everything work out okay?
Weed My
Nine years just for weed? Damn!
Mr. Nice Guy was blowin' up, man.
I'm a schoolteacher! Shut up! You're a cop killer.
I'm glued to the floor.
Say it! "Butter nuts!"
You guys gotta do something. There’s this guy Nasty Nate who’s after my cocktail fruit
Listen, do you guys need a ride? I have a car.
Then you have the avid nonsmoker.
You smoke entirely too much reefer!
Said they're lookin' for brains, guts, looks and skills
When someone asks for a free hat
I see those. And it's definitely the highest grade hydroponics in the city.
Now that’s a titty
Mr. Nice Guy, Party Accessories.
Motherfucker said, lovely!
Trust me bro ive jerked it with less
No!
You in here for some functional constipation and GERD
Right near the beach Boy-ee
$765M? Damn!
Wanna go outside? Yeah.
I used to suck dick for beaver nuggets
Four bucks just for Mashed potatoes? Damn!!
What, did you go to weed college?
It ain't always good...