Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Abracadabra, B!

But as soon as you smoke it, here they come.

I'm gonna call Brian.

I'm sorry for yelling. But I'm serious.

I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either.

I love you so much, little one All of you

Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money?

Still waiting on That heifer julio

Hey Hank Williams Jr. will vomit

Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge,

Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys.

And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit.

It’s that no thang that gets me

But not as much as I love pussy.

And your name is?

Setting day has me like..

I don’t even know nobody Named Old James

Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious...

Thurgood, why the long face, man?

Stop. stealing. terry bradshaw’s. jokes

Ay yo killer kill

High, high, high, high

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You ever suck dick for MHJr? Huh

THANK YOU, DAN! YEAH!

words of encouragement

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Got the whole town on lockdown

Just go in and rob the place blind.

Right near the beach- Boy

I'll be fine What's important now is your birthday

You ever suck son dick for drag racing? Huh

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light?

What's that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day.... Oh $POOTI, that's right

God, if you listenin'... help the bills!

17 just for nachos? Damn

Whaaaat a country

which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.

The Shiznittle Bam.... Snip Snap Sack!!!!!

Bad people hurt animals

I've made toys with less.

No. Sorry, man.

Look! Wow, look at that!

I myself am a master of the custodial arts,

or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.

Makes your asshole go pop pop pop

Ah! What I'm talkin' about.

They killed Killer, B!

RIGHT NEAR THE BEACH BOIIII

i'm somebody's bussi

Jan, will you be my girlfriend?

Y'all don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!

Brian works at a new and used record store. Hi.

Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?

And just act completely normal.

Hey. He killed...

Moo this man! Moo!

WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up.

Scarface quit his job.

Right here in my bag.

He looked all right, man.

You hungry? "Fuck you nigga!"

And some pink popcorn, and some funyuns...

You want ice cream

That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow!

We don't have a corkscrew.

Cough on this man!

Did you ever see Scent of a Woman... on weed?

That old Thurgood sold out, right? I'm your girl now.

Hey, fellas. What's goin' on?

Mofugga said smoothie!!

Abracadabra. Abracadabra?

And he made 'em fight anyway.

CANDY MAKES YOU DANDY

And Killer said, No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!

For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used.

NO MORE WINDOW LOVE! GO ON NOW, GIT!

I think you're bullshitting me.

Watch your back, Fish, 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time.

You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home.

Hey, Mary Jane!

candy makes you dandy

I've got a date with Mary Jane!

You in here for some constipation and GERD

I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do

Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work.

What'd you go to weed college?

What, did you go to Jeep college? Damn, Sac'er!

in the next room, his father, an “I’m 40, But Still Cool“ smoker, trying to find a way to bond with his son.

When people get excited about 420 @joegcomedy

IB, you my only friend

At last we can share everything.

Ever see the back of a $20 bill? On weed??

Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record?

Somebody? So now we had a famous clientele and...

For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.

Did you ever install a washing machine On wee

You son of a bitch! Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please?

It was really good too

Got the whole town on lockdown

RUTABEGA b! RUTABEGA!

Still waiting on those gifs Corey

Buttercup! Buttercup!

Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.

I believe him yo I don’t know why but I do

One month just for weed?!

Dip yo... Ya titty

Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo.

Did you ever see le cercle roughe... on blow?

Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man.

And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man.

Thanks, man. Hey, hey!

people get to excited about 420 @joegcomedy

and I won't get all my vitamins.

I don’t do anal, only weed

It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man.

I repeat: Officer down!

See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you.

I’m gonna want some cocktail. FRUIT.

And I realized something: I was a real irritable guy when I wasn’t smoking marijuana

don't cry handsome actor man

Pussy. That's right. You got it.

then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards.

But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy.