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thanks scientist got any papers?
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo.
I’m sorry for yelling.
Im sexy im a schooler People like me
For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.
So ya'll wanna practice? I'll get my instrument, yo.
Looks like some sort of a business card.
I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
No, thank you.
... ...
I love horses. I love horses.
I think it’s more complex than that.
Ever see the back of a $20 bill... ....ON WEED?
Yes, Cuban Bee...
I get lifted up
Now that’s A titty
How I feel after work...
You, yo. Me?
AT LAST WE CAN SHARE EVERYTHING!
Bitch you know what I want
Flip out, man!
How you doin', Kenny? Kenny?
Maybe 5..... 6:30?
You my only friend
TO WRIP THE CHORD W ME??
Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber.
Oh yo your tittie
I'll wear a wire. Hmm?
Moo this man! Mooooooo!
You guys, wait up!
9 1/2 years just for weed! Damn!
Hawaiian Bee
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and...freak out man
And it's good for arthritis too.
I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny.
Chris it’s 1SG, JLTV fell! Shut up bitch!
No caption needed
We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good.
'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma.
Pippin Simson
Scarface, perhaps you could help me.
Abracadabra. Boy, why do you keep saying that?
well did you get my message?
Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh?
if you guys set up one more trouble ticket in the quail hollow area I swear i will bitch slap someone
Just smoke it yo
You Ever Work a Double ON WEED???
And it's good for neuropathy too
He's a small-time gunrunner...
Now, in the next room, his father, an I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool smoker,
The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what,
Doctor says I need a shoulderotomy
One pound of marijuana, and you pay with Blaze Token right here.
You said B! Good!
That last EE move... #chuckchance
I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man.
holy f##### s###
Billy, good to see you, man.
Michael Thomas Malcom Jenkins Davenport
Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious...
You ever seen Shaun White ON IRON MAN?
High, high, high, high
Have you ever seen Super Nintendo land… on shrooms?
Kings chances of winning Without Demarcus Cousins
I never screwed up. I fed the horse.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
I’m Steve’s bitch.
When plumber arrives
Cop killer? I love horses
I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick.
Motherfucker said Brazil nuts!
pauline gallagher and caroline cowie. kathryn provost and frances backhouse.
Yeah, that's what I was sayin', yo.
Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny.
Funyuns.
Nine years just for weed? Damn!
Everythings gonna Be alright
It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday.
She was all the Mary Jane I needed.
SUCKS TO BE YOU MAN!!~ Luther
I'll do the honors.
I just hope they smoke it.
that sweet, sweet chiva.
Funyuns
AND IT'S GOOD FOR ARTHRITIS, TOO
Look who's walkin'.
Aye Black Ass!
She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed.
I believe her, yo I don't know why I just do
All right.
What? Did you go to burger college? Friend, damn.
Okay. Can I buy some of your heroin too?
and some pink popcorn and some Funyuns...
We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no.
Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go.
.
I'm not going to do what you think I'm going to... Which is go get a tattoo
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you.
We used to eat all the time back in the day? - pussy
Y'all I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
Hey! Hey.
and everyone here likes fresh fish.
Right near da beach Boyeee
So, you wanna get together?
Hey girl you hungry? “Fuck you nigga!”
Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you...
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
$450 for the switch 2? Damn!
SAVE MARIA'S SWEET VIRGIN ASS
Look at all these people!
oh I'm a big dyke
Sure thing, kid.
I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
When people get excited about 420
holy f**king shit
Is it January? No man, it's August
Word, yo? Yes!
This is for Killer, B.
All by myself
Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah
What we have here...
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed?
I'm sexy. I'm a scholar. People like me.
TARZANAS TAРЗАН
why you missing up my allocation just because I'm declining them, b
So you swear you don't?
Obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian
Tren! Var!
I'm Susan, B! Ah yes, Susan B.
No more window love. Go and sell it.
Hey black ass
Shit. I wish.
Oh! I’m sorry yall I don’t want to be the first nigga to die from a crossbow
I will. Jan.
No.
I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana.
Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb.
wanna go for a walk?
Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man.
Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag.
THANK YOU, GLEN! YEAH!
Ohh. I'm a big dyke.
Isn't that ironic? Don't you think?
You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need.
You really should.
What's that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day...
Callin dominos
Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are,
I wanna talk to Samsung
Bisexuals after a long day of sitting
Michael Thomas Malcolm Jenkins
Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child.
it used tt when they had full bowl cuts dome to spill the gutts and save soo giant by calvin harris but he quit so it would be cloe bratz taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ.
I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, brother.
I don't know. IWe never used 'em.
You're a fibber
especially when it comes to reefer.
That was a joke.
We got customers from all over New York.
Kandemir Keeping Stryker Reps off Ryan’s Back
Get it, Killer.
Alright I’ll give you 4
My eclipse glasses falling off And I’m looking directly at the sun
You called Myersdorf plumbing Something about empty pipes?
Take your shit. No, that's cool. Thanks, man.
BIG
As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase, Abracadabra.
What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah.
Perfect job for a stoner.
Fuck ETH, Fuck MCO, fuck Velas, you’re cool Bidao, fuck Chainlink, I’m out.
That's where I want to live. Right there.
Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number.
Boo this intern! Boo!
I’ve made bongs with less
There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money.
When you’re in desperate need for drugs There’s only one way to do it
Maybe is an acceptable answer. It's that no thing that gets me
fuck #haiku, #2skinneejs you're cool
His spirituality. God, if you listenin'... help!
YO, I’M CUBAN B
Thanks little buddy
I can't take it no more!!
Good boy.
Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mm.
Kenny’s butthole was in constant jeopardy