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I know you do, Newbie.
but nowadays my wife is taking up all my time.
Ah, I love you, Donny. Muffin, please.
Bye, gang!
Eagle!
I'll fix it.
In honor of your departure, I'm about to give you your final,
You smell like a tugboat Captain
it'd be like one of those great old sitcom finales.
I'm such a crappy doctor I just got dumped by a patient,
- Take the reins. - I don't want the reins.
"And the other one
No problem.
- Ah. - And you see?
but he loosened up on the hayride.
And the great thing about locum tenens is, it's part-time,
What do you have, again?
- I usually cup the butt for support. - Oh! That's nice.
"Man, no one ever says my name right."
It's a book of all your rants. I always wrote them down.
Me, too. Because it's the exact sentiment that I wanted to put out there