Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[laughs] Don't miss.

Yeah. What about it?

♪ Well, baby, I’m waking up ♪

Then what makes you interesting?

[laughs] In your face.

I just thought, "Am I gonna be this insecure Indian guy,

Well, I didn't want to let myself go completely.

[chants in Sanskrit]

He's the community spiritual leader and also really knows how to work a room.

I just don't want to take a photo.

...unexpected overtures from certain people at school...

I feel bad for her.

[chuckes] Yeah, I agree.

What idea? That I love my husband less because my roots aren't showing?

Let me know if she stops walking again,

who can get you a very nice wheelchair for cheap.

[sarcastically] Where do I start?

I love being Indian. [scoffs]

I don't have an Aladdin,

-A Muslim. -[Kamala gasps]

[McEnroe] Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood relationship to you,

It's so low-rent.

And honestly, all I want to do is eat a doughnut,

You know, my kids ask about their grandparents,

Oh, wonderful. Could you take me to The Home Depot?

That's very touching, um...

Leasing is still a financial commitment!

My closest Indian friend is a woman I met seven minutes ago.

[McEnroe] It had been a week since Devi's violent encounter

and he's so into being Native American.

I don't really feel at home right now in my choice of clothing.

♪ Down, down to the ground ♪

I want people to take me seriously.

I read Vietnam vets their Bill O'Reilly books.

Too much going on, for Ganesh Puja? That bitch.

Hey, kids, move.

Devi, what did you do?

Two rows of seats. Dolby 5.1 surround sound.

Over my dead body.

Just take your slime and go.