Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[chuckes] Yeah, I agree.

Two rows of seats. Dolby 5.1 surround sound.

Oh, wonderful. Could you take me to The Home Depot?

Then what makes you interesting?

Let me know if she stops walking again,

who can get you a very nice wheelchair for cheap.

Hey, kids, move.

And honestly, all I want to do is eat a doughnut,

Leasing is still a financial commitment!

Yeah. What about it?

[McEnroe] Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood relationship to you,

-A Muslim. -[Kamala gasps]

[McEnroe] It had been a week since Devi's violent encounter

What idea? That I love my husband less because my roots aren't showing?

[laughs] Don't miss.

I feel bad for her.

...unexpected overtures from certain people at school...

That's very touching, um...

♪ Well, baby, I’m waking up ♪

I love being Indian. [scoffs]

I just don't want to take a photo.

I don't really feel at home right now in my choice of clothing.

Just take your slime and go.

Too much going on, for Ganesh Puja? That bitch.

[chants in Sanskrit]

♪ Down, down to the ground ♪

Over my dead body.

[laughs] In your face.

and he's so into being Native American.

[sarcastically] Where do I start?

I don't have an Aladdin,

My closest Indian friend is a woman I met seven minutes ago.

I just thought, "Am I gonna be this insecure Indian guy,

He's the community spiritual leader and also really knows how to work a room.

I read Vietnam vets their Bill O'Reilly books.

Devi, what did you do?

Well, I didn't want to let myself go completely.

You know, my kids ask about their grandparents,

It's so low-rent.

I want people to take me seriously.