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The table you were sitting at after you and your aunt
-[Devi] Harish. -Devi, hey.
Getting her doctorate at Caltech, soon to be engaged...
[chuckles]
I heard from half a dozen aunties that you yelled at college counselor Ron,
and... [sighs] I don't know what to tell them.
Renal failure is what keeps me up at night.
Lord Ganesh doesn't need to see my daughter
Are you kidding?
Oh.
You remember her useless white husband Ron?
I'll find you later.
Why does it itch so much?
They were dancing and chanting,
Is it Ramadan?
I could've taken an Uber.
You have to be nice to them because you're Indian.
[song continues]
Yeah, Ira, I do, but I'm fasting today.
when everyone is whispering about you.
Now, everybody repeat after me.
I said, "No matter why you have chosen to curse them,
could be reduced to a single sentence, but there it was.
or my insane PowerPoint skills.
Deal with it.
which is a whole other thing.
with the coyote,