Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and... [sighs] I don't know what to tell them.

which is a whole other thing.

You remember her useless white husband Ron?

Yeah, Ira, I do, but I'm fasting today.

I'll find you later.

or my insane PowerPoint skills.

I could've taken an Uber.

with the coyote,

I said, "No matter why you have chosen to curse them,

could be reduced to a single sentence, but there it was.

Why does it itch so much?

Are you kidding?

I heard from half a dozen aunties that you yelled at college counselor Ron,

They were dancing and chanting,

Getting her doctorate at Caltech, soon to be engaged...

The table you were sitting at after you and your aunt

Now, everybody repeat after me.

Lord Ganesh doesn't need to see my daughter

-[Devi] Harish. -Devi, hey.

Renal failure is what keeps me up at night.

when everyone is whispering about you.

[song continues]

You have to be nice to them because you're Indian.