Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They are so elite they don't even count Cornell and Penn as Ivies

[McEnroe] Nalini was a little on edge.

He deserved it.

made a beeline to get away from me.

I Zillow-ed his house.

First, she would start praying for the health of her mom and cousin,

Why does the Hindu Association have to have puja at my high school?

No. I wish I had just listened to my family

I look more comfortable being Indian.

like I did at the trophy ceremony

Now, Ron doesn't take many kids, so...

but are allowed to have opinions about your life and all your shortcomings.

Then maybe I wouldn't be divorced.

[McEnroe] Real convincing, Devi.

in the San Fernando Valley.

-You see Devi anywhere? -I do not.

with all they've been through.

-Oh, thank you so much! -Yeah.

Where? Where should I not look?

So why are you at this lame-fest?

[McEnroe] No, it's not, Ira.

For sure. One hundred percent.

["Nagada Sang Dhol Baje" playing]

And my monthly payment is quite high!

It was so great to see you out of the house

who is president of the padded resume club.

I think I love you.

Well, that's definitely not my identity.

You have the golden ticket. If you're willing to talk about it,

but then would veer off, thinking about homework,

I'm in all AP classes and got a perfect score on my PSAT.

Are you out of your mind? You heard me say he was a Muslim.

No one was standing in the corner making fun of it.

and a member of the UN,

[sighs] Anyway, I think I'm going to head out.