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Will you stop putting glitter in everything?
Excuse me. I just need to get my coat here.
I mean, is this, like, a shorts or a pants kind of gala?
instead of $900 million.
Is that Pawnee, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa,
No take-backs, partner.
Jerry accidentally forwards his bank statement to everyone.
but you can tell that she's sucking on my lip.
and he turned me down.
I saw 24 historical sights in a day,
I was just recently elected. I'm a councilwoman.
just waiting to be unfurled?
I respect the effort you've gone to.
Great. I can't wait to meet, like, five more tall women.
this is where I'll be.
They say it will pass, but we'll only get $400 million
Come on down from there for me, please.
The White House-- America's most whitest house--
And it was nice to see you again.
Yes, I am returned.
You can just add your proposal to that pile there.
He's basically a dog.
And the beginning of a partnership.
- Oh. - Tom!
You know what? I-I'll make sure he reads it.
I am not doing any of that, which is the point.
Way to be, Ron!
Now take out your guidebook.
This tour guide
I'm not most people.
Ben Wyatt, from Congressman Murray's campaign.
I was also going to show a DVD
Point is, you're better than Hot Rebecca.
I put glitter in all your moisturizers and lotions.
That was the first thing I was going to see.
to thank the Parks and Maintenance staff.
- Yeah. - Thank you.
Let's call off the bet.
- What's going on? - Nothing.
Can you come visit next month?
We can take a proper tour of the sights.
I almost have a complete set.
I call it.
and dearest friends...
Twinkle, twinkle, big star.